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- "There were some big surprises in this year's Academy Award nominations," mused Olenin. by Craig Lewis on January 28, 2004
- Vagina. by Craig Lewis on January 28, 2004
- To Do List, Friday, November 4. by Craig Lewis on January 29, 2004
- A ROBIN WILLIAMS FUCK-CIRCLE. by Craig Lewis on January 30, 2004
- "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy." by Craig Lewis on February 02, 2004
- The Jewess lowered herself onto the Jew's bolt-upright cock with the avidity of a Jew beholding his stash of ill-gotten lucre. by Craig Lewis on February 07, 2004
- A Sick Pet. by Craig Lewis on February 24, 2004
- by Craig Lewis on March 01, 2004
- Topical Billy, a thatch-haired lad of 8 years, strode into Miss Downey's Third Grade class. by Craig Lewis on March 10, 2004
- "You've got to stop using sex to express aggression." by Craig Lewis on March 10, 2004
- "P-p-p-ppppp-p-p-p-pp..."
by Craig Lewis on March 12, 2004
- I have long harbored the ambition to host a television talk show. by Craig Lewis on March 15, 2004
- Farnsworth Smythe, the legendary investigator, stood before a roaring hearth-fire... by Craig Lewis on March 17, 2004
- “Thwack!” by Craig Lewis on March 23, 2004
- "I'm sorry...weird!..." by Craig Lewis on March 23, 2004
- "It is as it was." by Craig Lewis on March 23, 2004
- Warily, I eyed the Siamese. by Craig Lewis on April 14, 2004
- It was the first day of school. by Craig Lewis on May 28, 2004
- I had already spent a good half-hour considering my cock. by Craig Lewis on June 15, 2004
- Achmed had just arrived with another bowl of dates. by Craig Lewis on June 18, 2004
- Bring me more pork loin, more wine, more lobster bisque! by Craig Lewis on June 23, 2004
- "...Anyway," I continued. by Craig Lewis on July 02, 2004
- The Method. by Craig Lewis on July 11, 2004