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Shorts from Craig Lewis

  1. "There were some big surprises in this year's Academy Award nominations," mused Olenin. by Craig Lewis on January 28, 2004
  2. Vagina. by Craig Lewis on January 28, 2004
  3. To Do List, Friday, November 4. by Craig Lewis on January 29, 2004
  4. A ROBIN WILLIAMS FUCK-CIRCLE. by Craig Lewis on January 30, 2004
  5. "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy." by Craig Lewis on February 02, 2004
  6. The Jewess lowered herself onto the Jew's bolt-upright cock with the avidity of a Jew beholding his stash of ill-gotten lucre. by Craig Lewis on February 07, 2004
  7. A Sick Pet. by Craig Lewis on February 24, 2004
  8. by Craig Lewis on March 01, 2004
  9. Topical Billy, a thatch-haired lad of 8 years, strode into Miss Downey's Third Grade class. by Craig Lewis on March 10, 2004
  10. "You've got to stop using sex to express aggression." by Craig Lewis on March 10, 2004
  11. "P-p-p-ppppp-p-p-p-pp..." by Craig Lewis on March 12, 2004
  12. I have long harbored the ambition to host a television talk show. by Craig Lewis on March 15, 2004
  13. Farnsworth Smythe, the legendary investigator, stood before a roaring hearth-fire... by Craig Lewis on March 17, 2004
  14. “Thwack!” by Craig Lewis on March 23, 2004
  15. "I'm sorry...weird!..." by Craig Lewis on March 23, 2004
  16. "It is as it was." by Craig Lewis on March 23, 2004
  17. Warily, I eyed the Siamese. by Craig Lewis on April 14, 2004
  18. It was the first day of school. by Craig Lewis on May 28, 2004
  19. I had already spent a good half-hour considering my cock. by Craig Lewis on June 15, 2004
  20. Achmed had just arrived with another bowl of dates. by Craig Lewis on June 18, 2004
  21. Bring me more pork loin, more wine, more lobster bisque! by Craig Lewis on June 23, 2004
  22. "...Anyway," I continued. by Craig Lewis on July 02, 2004
  23. The Method. by Craig Lewis on July 11, 2004