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- "Summer Sausage" introduced to Acmeshorts by TheBuyer on February 18, 2003
- Frankenstone and Lenny v. Matza and Snow - The "Asskicking" by TheBuyer on August 19, 2003
- Jon Matza attracts many ladies. by TheBuyer on October 24, 2003
- Tournament #1 - Winner: Craig Lewis by TheBuyer on March 01, 2004
- Tournament #2 - Winner: Mr. Pony by TheBuyer on March 22, 2004
- Highest rated short by a Hawaiian Guest Author by TheBuyer on April 08, 2004
- Raccoon Diet - fuck Atkins, try this.
by TheBuyer on April 15, 2004
- District Supervisor Weiss was puzzled. by TheBuyer on April 21, 2004
- Obligatory Shit Short by TheBuyer on April 22, 2004
- First short written by a foreigner; Canadians by TheBuyer on April 26, 2004
- Barry, wife Lynne, and daughter Dawn were all sitting around the dining room table... by TheBuyer on April 27, 2004
- Both men lay motionless on the smooth, concrete floor. by TheBuyer on April 30, 2004
- Small town mmenttaliities and extra keystrokes.. by TheBuyer on May 01, 2004
- My Generic Love Note by TheBuyer on May 12, 2004
- Channelling a Dirty Old Man by TheBuyer on May 12, 2004
- Barry, Lynne, Dawn and the puppy by TheBuyer on May 14, 2004
- zombie internet dating by TheBuyer on May 16, 2004
- Delivery by TheBuyer on May 21, 2004
- Jacobsen held his breath and waited for the shooting to stop. by TheBuyer on May 21, 2004
- Barry, wife Lynne and daughter Dawn were all in the backyard enjoying a beautiful spring day. by TheBuyer on May 25, 2004
- Goddamn it, I miss that guy. by TheBuyer on June 02, 2004
- The Remarkable Tantrum of Dr. Kwargwark by TheBuyer on June 02, 2004
- 1. Take Me Away - 3:05 by TheBuyer on June 04, 2004
- Another Round For The Couple At Table 306 by TheBuyer on June 09, 2004
- Tournament #3 - Winner: Will H. Disney by TheBuyer on June 10, 2004
- by TheBuyer on June 10, 2004
- by TheBuyer on June 10, 2004
- What he would do. by TheBuyer on June 14, 2004
- -omitted-5-oct-04 by TheBuyer on June 16, 2004
- Dogfight by TheBuyer on June 17, 2004
- The deer don't drink the water where the river passes my front gate. by TheBuyer on June 18, 2004
- Mobius Trip by TheBuyer on June 19, 2004
- My New Country Music Song by TheBuyer on June 22, 2004
- I suffer from two irrational fears by TheBuyer on June 23, 2004
- Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array by TheBuyer on June 30, 2004
- Kyle climbed down off his horse and took a shit in the sagebrush by TheBuyer on July 01, 2004
- Three Open Letters [All At The Same Time] by TheBuyer on July 05, 2004
- On stage with her bodhran, Melanie wailed, by TheBuyer on July 08, 2004
- The Last Thing Craig Lewis Ever Did. by TheBuyer on July 15, 2004
- Leonard - Prologue by TheBuyer on July 15, 2004
- Leonard - Part 1
by TheBuyer on July 15, 2004
- Leonard - Part 2 by TheBuyer on July 15, 2004
- Leonard - Part 3 by TheBuyer on July 22, 2004
- Leonard - Part 4 by TheBuyer on July 25, 2004
- Lassie came dashing in and the feeling of emergency filled the room. by TheBuyer on July 26, 2004
- Mr Pony Fan Fiction - Elsewhere On The Day Smartie Jones Didn by TheBuyer on July 27, 2004
- Leonard - Part 5 - Part 6 - Done. by TheBuyer on July 27, 2004
- Important Message Board Discussion - Lustre by TheBuyer on July 28, 2004
- Don't pass out first. by TheBuyer on July 30, 2004
- Letter of Reference by TheBuyer on August 01, 2004
- bonerman69 by TheBuyer on August 09, 2004
- A Specific Numer of Bees Are Introduced to Acmeshorts by TheBuyer on August 16, 2004
- Pride and the Downfall of the Guest Author by TheBuyer on August 17, 2004
- RE: My Feces, Scent of by TheBuyer on August 23, 2004
- The Hilarious Children In A Hospice by TheBuyer on August 25, 2004
- The Hilarious Jew Across from The Hospice by TheBuyer on August 30, 2004
- When Kate turned six, she got a birthday present from her brothers and sisters. by TheBuyer on September 08, 2004
- Rule #14 by TheBuyer on September 09, 2004
- Terminal Disease by TheBuyer on September 15, 2004
- Tournament #4 - Winner: qualcomm by TheBuyer on September 26, 2004
- Victor stands before them, accused. by TheBuyer on September 28, 2004
- Short Lists by TheBuyer on September 29, 2004
- From the time she got home by TheBuyer on October 20, 2004
- It was by TheBuyer on October 21, 2004
- A penis woke up in the morning by TheBuyer on October 26, 2004
- God and his dumb kid by TheBuyer on October 26, 2004
- Henry was delighted by TheBuyer on October 29, 2004
- Tournament #5 - Winner: Will H. Disney by TheBuyer on November 09, 2004
- by TheBuyer on November 09, 2004
- Ramsay was a virgin by TheBuyer on November 12, 2004
- A Hole by TheBuyer on November 13, 2004
- The Sweet Kittens Play In A Pile of Soft Things by TheBuyer on November 22, 2004
- How Working At The Drive-Thru Can Kill You by TheBuyer on November 23, 2004
- A Virgin Tries to Talk His Way Into a Blowjob by TheBuyer on December 02, 2004
- Asshole Dandruff by TheBuyer on December 08, 2004
- cocks and fucking by TheBuyer on December 28, 2004
- John watched by TheBuyer on January 12, 2005
- To be accurate, I only drink when I'm already high by TheBuyer on January 13, 2005
- Dave set his coffee down by TheBuyer on January 18, 2005
- To initiate guys into our soccer club by TheBuyer on January 21, 2005
- Tournament #6 - Winner: qualcomm by TheBuyer on January 25, 2005
- by TheBuyer on January 25, 2005
- I have these dreams about throwing up by TheBuyer on January 28, 2005
- I spent an hour by TheBuyer on February 04, 2005
- The Three Brothers by TheBuyer on February 10, 2005
- Dear everyone, by TheBuyer on February 22, 2005
- The Ear by TheBuyer on February 28, 2005
- Joe and the Insurgents by TheBuyer on March 03, 2005
- I quit my job the day I won the lotto. by TheBuyer on March 03, 2005
- new guy by TheBuyer on March 17, 2005
- retarded cat by TheBuyer on March 24, 2005
- group by TheBuyer on March 31, 2005
- The Healing Hands of Christ
by TheBuyer on April 06, 2005
- My Name is Chester by TheBuyer on April 08, 2005
- Dead Author by TheBuyer on April 09, 2005
- Tournament #7 - Winner: Jon Matza by TheBuyer on April 12, 2005
- Jeffry sat on his fluffy duvet by TheBuyer on April 12, 2005
- I used my Dremel tool to cut a real sweet quarter inch bevelled groove in my skull by TheBuyer on May 19, 2005
- My Little Pony and me have done nothing wrong by TheBuyer on May 25, 2005
- David could see by TheBuyer on May 26, 2005
- The Day of The Kittens by TheBuyer on June 01, 2005
- qualcomm by TheBuyer on June 09, 2005
- FU by TheBuyer on June 09, 2005
- God was sitting in his office by TheBuyer on June 09, 2005
- And the meeting of the Order Commenced by TheBuyer on June 10, 2005
- feelings by TheBuyer on June 16, 2005
- "good guy" by TheBuyer on June 16, 2005
- clove hitch by TheBuyer on June 16, 2005
- TV coroners always eat sandwiches by TheBuyer on June 17, 2005
- pentultimate by TheBuyer on June 17, 2005
- retards by TheBuyer on June 20, 2005
- mom and dad by TheBuyer on June 22, 2005
- Troy sat on a bench fiddling with his tink-tink. by TheBuyer on July 09, 2005
- Hobbema Alberta by TheBuyer on July 12, 2005
- Message Board Short by TheBuyer on July 15, 2005
- an by TheBuyer on July 26, 2005
- Two puppies by TheBuyer on July 28, 2005
- Affirm/agree by TheBuyer on August 04, 2005
- Something smelled like shit. by TheBuyer on August 05, 2005
- Brian locked the door to his office and wandered over to the window by TheBuyer on August 09, 2005
- Doctor Gevelder by TheBuyer on August 09, 2005
- retard's dozen by TheBuyer on August 17, 2005
- balls by TheBuyer on August 19, 2005
- The Unfettered Wisdom of Dylan Danko by TheBuyer on August 20, 2005
- I found the woman by TheBuyer on August 25, 2005
- My cow and my wife. by TheBuyer on September 03, 2005
- Dave sat still by TheBuyer on September 17, 2005
- To my guts by TheBuyer on October 05, 2005
- awkward by TheBuyer on October 19, 2005
- Martin drank a lot of milk by TheBuyer on November 19, 2005
- men stink by TheBuyer on November 30, 2005
- 2000 by TheBuyer on December 19, 2005
- “Hi, mom, this is Veet by TheBuyer on February 12, 2006
- My asshole glows from deep inside me. by TheBuyer on August 24, 2006
- i'm going to kill your children by TheBuyer on January 23, 2007
- I think I hyperextended my elbow hailing a taxi. by TheBuyer on January 25, 2007
- Joe and Henry broke into a liquor store one night by TheBuyer on January 25, 2007
- A force nine gale slashed it's way south from Newfoundland by TheBuyer on January 30, 2007
- Word Count: 69 by TheBuyer on September 12, 2007
- corrine's story by TheBuyer on December 06, 2007
- They found the decedent inside his vehicle by TheBuyer on January 19, 2011
- unavailable by TheBuyer on January 22, 2011