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  1. Johnny was new in town. by Texxx on February 28, 2003
  2. Short, Thoroughly Disturbing Poems by Texxx on May 08, 2003
  3. "This blows. Or should I say, 'Arrrrgh. This blows.'" by Texxx on May 08, 2003
  4. With just an hour of work left in the day... by Texxx on May 08, 2003
  5. Tom Collins couldn't really be qualified as 'new' anymore. by Texxx on June 27, 2003
  6. As Edwin nervously entered the company president's office to negotiate what he considered to be a 'well-deserved' raise... by Texxx on July 30, 2003
  7. During a layover at the airport... by Texxx on August 09, 2003
  8. Never 'assume' anything. You know what 'assume' does? by Texxx on September 04, 2003
  9. Protagonist: "So, Iím sitting at a table alongside three remarkably bad directors...." by Texxx on September 09, 2003
  10. NY Times, Sunday Book Review, 08.14.03 by Texxx on September 12, 2003
  11. From "The Best of 'Muddled Analogies,' Volume 1" by Texxx on September 26, 2003
  12. Mangina was more a combination... by Texxx on October 22, 2003
  13. Modern Times, Vol. 3 by Texxx on October 24, 2003
  14. He'd really done it this time. by Texxx on October 30, 2003
  15. If it wasn't one thing, it was the other. by Texxx on November 20, 2003
  16. Cooley High, Episode 1A by Texxx on November 25, 2003
  17. He had tried to make a clean break this time by Texxx on November 29, 2003
  18. "Tip o'the foreskin to ya" by Texxx on December 02, 2003
  19. How Frankie Joined the Clergy by Texxx on December 08, 2003
  20. They all stood there, amazed. by Texxx on December 09, 2003
  21. To All Before Me: by Texxx on December 10, 2003
  22. He joined her in the car just outside. by Texxx on December 16, 2003
  23. ...and Lord Havens had always been a reliable athletic supporter... by Texxx on January 04, 2004
  24. An excerpt from "Madness! The Life and Times of Funnyman Jimmy Moore." by Texxx on January 08, 2004
  25. "I been framed! I been framed!" by Texxx on January 13, 2004
  26. What trouble! Dylwan Matzpar had pissed himself again. by Texxx on January 20, 2004
  27. Engulfed in the throes of passion by Texxx on January 20, 2004
  28. Halfway to Reno by Texxx on January 26, 2004
  29. Wealth is within the Power of Your Reach by Texxx on January 28, 2004
  30. Ensconced in furs and various synthetic trappings by Texxx on January 28, 2004
  31. Ol' Ferguson always got the better of me. by Texxx on January 29, 2004
  32. As I travailed upon the steep mountain slopes by Texxx on January 30, 2004
  33. "You guys wanna hear something really scary?" by Texxx on February 03, 2004
  34. "Unnnngggh....Unnggghhhh....Gggggnnnnnhhhh..." by Texxx on February 03, 2004
  35. I challenged by Texxx on February 06, 2004
  36. Way back in 1943 by Texxx on February 07, 2004
  37. As the greenhorn known only as 'Custodian Larry' stumbled by Texxx on February 12, 2004
  38. Sure, I was bored. by Texxx on February 13, 2004
  39. "Cunnilingus." by Texxx on February 20, 2004