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Jefferson lived with his granny and grampa since the age of six. He helped about the house, did the odd chore and lived for the gentle bum pats he got from grams when grandpa wasn't looking. He really was just a simple kid. As he got older he seemed to move further and further away from his peers. He just never could understand why the other kids would never give him the time of day. He thought he was decent enough looking kid. He dressed well, and his clothes were always clean. He didn't speak with a lisp, nor did his teeth warrant a second look.
Well the answer dawned on him on the day he came home to find granny and gramps slumped over eachother on the dining room table. They had both strangely passed, at exactly the same moment. Curiouser still was the coroners report.
Seems old gramps and granny had passed on from a lethal dose of ammonia, presumably from cat piss absorbed through thier skin.
Yes, it all made sense now.

Date Written: June 19, 2004
Author: Pix
Average Vote: 3.5

Comments:
06/24/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): I'm not feeling this one so much.
06/24/2004 qualcomm: interesting roundabout way to present a crazy cat woman... vote to cum
06/24/2004 anonymous: Yes Benny, but can you smell it?
06/24/2004 TheBuyer: Smells like burnt toast right? Nope, hang on. I'm just having a seizure. Can't smell it.
06/24/2004 Great Satan (2): Shitting fuck. 666
06/24/2004 Mr. Joshua: this is almost a damn fine short
06/24/2004 TheBuyer: I'm holding off voting for it Mr. J, seems just a little too hacky, what's holding you back?
06/24/2004 Mr. Joshua: I'm not voting cuz i want to give it a three, but I think it deserves better.
06/24/2004 TheBuyer (4): hmmm...tough call, fer sure. I just don't want to be the vote that makes the 2 from the 'Inspector Gadget' quoting Prince Of Darkness count for real. tough call. maybe this gentleman's 4 will do it. 3 a-piece.
06/24/2004 scoop (4):
06/24/2004 anonymous: Awe come on Mr. J.... Plllleeeeaaase vote!
06/24/2004 Mr. Joshua (4): alright
06/25/2004 Pix: Lerpa, are you cuming er voting still?
06/25/2004 qualcomm (3): i'm gonna have to three it.
06/25/2004 Ewan Snow (4): 3.75 or so...
06/25/2004 Pix: Oh yeah!!! I'm feeling the love :D
06/25/2004 Will Disney (4): 3.8
06/25/2004 Pix: A Disney vote! Now I really feel special!