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The seal-like boy, titted, tanned, still wet from the ocean, sat in sopping swim trunks upon the wooden picnic table. The wood drank up the water, darkening. The seal-like boys mouth lolled and his mind hollowed out. He waited. The fine silky hair plastered flatly to his head like icing suggested how hed emerged from the water: barely. Salt crusted in swirls about his inverted nipples as he dried in the air. The sun warmed him and he slumped, and his breasts napped happily on his belly. The teeth. Splayed and bone white. JUTTING. Plump, impossible feet stamped damply on the concrete, restlessly, the soles wrinkled and pink, the arches reduced to nothing. His babyhands lay their backs upon the hairless brown thighs, palms turned to the sun. The seal-like boys nose drew no air, so innertube lips glistened as he licked them between breaths. All around him, aristocrats and heiresses glided past in all manner of beachwear, unaware of the dumb animal need in his yawning face. The seal-like boy zeroed his attention on the middle distance and let his puppy eyes cross. He twitched. A water droplet fell from the hem of his trunks. Inside, Mother was fetching the ice creams.

Date Written: June 24, 2004
Author: Great Satan
Average Vote: 3.8333

06/29/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): ****
06/29/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Huh. Four point four, rounded up because I'm not sure why I feel so violated. Huh.
06/29/2004 qualcomm (3):
06/29/2004 anonymous: Thanks for commenting/voting. We don't vote on ourselves, right?
06/29/2004 scoop: Points for erring on the side of the strange instead of the obvious, author
06/29/2004 TheBuyer (4): go ahead, it feels good!
06/29/2004 anonymous: Scoop: Thanks! But how many points? TheBuyer: I think the fair thing to do is wait until voting has pretty much ceased. Then I can best determine what seems fair? Or do you just vote it on up?
06/29/2004 Will Disney: you can vote for yourself but the vote will only be counted today - it'll be discounted after the first day of publication. so vote your heart!
06/29/2004 anonymous: Disney: thx.
06/29/2004 Dick Vomit (4): Affirm.
06/29/2004 TheBuyer: Whhop, sry Auth - lay a fiver on it! Yay!
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