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Ted was stirring the non-dairy creamer into his coffee with a satisfied gaze. He had just "christened' the recently remodled bathroom on the fifth floor, and felt quite masterful about the experience. He hoped one of his peers would show up soon. He didn't wait long. Hoops, the systems analysis guy from Nantucket strolled up, also with a cryptically proud look on his face.
"Lay any cable in the new head?" Ted fished.
"Lay? I fucking annointed that john, man! I sliced one off and squeezed some paste in there." Hoops beamed with ribald pleasure.Ted was rattled. he had been cut off in midstride, and it was only nine thirty.
"What? How is that possible? You popped one and seeded it?"
Hoops didn't hesitate to explain. " I did it after they took the tape down last ni- Oh shit, guess who..."
Ted followed Hoops' eyes to the source of his sudden change in demeanor. There coming though the stairwell was the Labatt's bear, followed by Steph, the extremely attractive girl from Human Resources for whom Ted had been pining. She was adjusting her skirt and giggling.
"Steph, we really funked that bathroom up, and I can't believe what you wanted to do with me right after I choked that toilet with my stinky bear shit!"
Ted and Hoops turned and walked back to their respective cubicles, both disgusted at how commercial the scene had gotten.
Date Written: June 25, 2004
Author: Ferucio P. Chhretan
Average Vote: 4.25