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The station wagon was dark green. A small American flag was planted on either side of its front end. General Tonlinson was driving.
The car passed a billboard: "$5 T-Bones at the Longhorn Cafe - Exit 34."
"Hm," said the general.
"What?" asked Major Credential.
"Longhorn. That'd make a good operational name. Operation Longhorn."
"Yeah, that's not bad."
A couple hours later, the car pulled into the Siesta Motel, where the two men fucked.
Date Written: June 29, 2004Comments:
Average Vote: 3.6667
07/2/2004 John Slocum (3): the first 3 quarters offers much to look forward to, the last graf offers little to enjoy
07/2/2004 qualcomm (4): the last graf was a pleasant little sucker punch
07/2/2004 TheBuyer (4): Ha! Nice job not circumnavigating the joke.
07/2/2004 scoop (4): Clearly Slocum's never fucked another man in the Siesta Motel.
07/2/2004 anonymous: Am I the only one who wants to know if scoop is speaking from experience?
07/2/2004 qualcomm: ooo, anon_a got you there, scoop (since you weren't implying that at all)
07/2/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): I agree with Slocum. Hey fucking anon user a: We're all homos. Get it? This is a homo site. This is a writing of short stories website for homosexuals. Will that make you up and go? Will it? WILL IT?
07/2/2004 TheBuyer: jesus fuck THANK GOD someone said something, I mean I wanted to ask, but didn't, you know?
07/2/2004 Dylan Danko (3): Dude, I'm totally bi. Agree with Slocum all the way.
07/2/2004 Pix: Aren't we all "trisexual"?
07/2/2004 Dylan Danko: Hmmm, what do I say here. OH! "Tri-sexual??" And then you go...
07/2/2004 TheBuyer: Ya, you know. Man sex, Woman sex, Insects.
07/2/2004 TheBuyer: ...ya, ya, i know. like your joke was gonna be better.
07/2/2004 qualcomm: My "Abuse Admin Privileges" button is flashing red
07/2/2004 Mr. Pony: Pix, is there some third sex that no one's told me about? Or are you talking about minorities?
07/2/2004 TheBuyer: The Lerpa: in the interests of the integrity of indecency, please pull the trigger.
07/2/2004 Dylan Danko: Surely at nothing I did this time, Lerpoopy?
07/3/2004 John Slocum: C'mon, you're always doing something that deserves the 'Abuse Admin Privileges button' - admit it danko.
07/3/2004 qualcomm: i would advise my detractors to read this deceptively simple story again for the first time.
07/3/2004 Jon Matza: Lerpa-if it's any consolation I was going to four star this & compliment the understated tone, until lethargy got the best of me.
07/3/2004 Jon Matza: Apologies for the unnecessary comma.
07/3/2004 Jon Matza: No excuses-I really blew it. What is WRONG with me?
07/3/2004 Jon Matza: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
07/3/2004 scoop: Brookline! Brookline! Brookline!
07/3/2004 Mr. Pony: You're right, Lerpa, we should take another look at this story -- The last graf was a pleasant little sucker...punch
07/3/2004 Mr. Pony (5): What the hell. This is a "Pony Five".