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Gregory had long waited for this moment. He had pined over her, he had wanted to ask her out for so many years. Danielle was the hottest blonde he had ever laid eyes on. He'd barely spoken to her, but he was saving himself for her.

Flowers in hand he walked up to the door, knocked twice and waited. Suddenly the door flung open to reaveal her in a halter top and nothing else. Astonished and turned on all at once, poor Gregory blew his load, which incidently flew past the flowers in his hand and directly into her eyes. Yes Gregory was flying low as per usual. Politely the blonde excused herself to clean up and promptly returned to the door when she said "Shall we?" In her best, "I didn't just get a wad of hot cum on my face" voice.

Stammering and Stunned Gregory asks, "well uh? Aren't you gonna... um you know... cover up?"

Then Danielle says coyly "Why these? These are my invisible pants, you've never seen them before! *Giggle*"

*just pretend these next 3 lines never happened, its a figment of your imagination, for real

Baddaching!
ahOOOOga!
Applause!

**Based on a elements of truth

Date Written: July 09, 2004
Author: Pix
Average Vote: 3.6

Comments:
07/13/2004 Craig Lewis: Why does this short suddenly change tense in graf three?
07/13/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: My guess is because TheBuyer wrote it.
07/13/2004 qualcomm: unfortunate. i had really high hopes when i read that "Danielle was the hottest blonde he had ever laid eyes on." (no sarcasm intended)
07/13/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): I deducted two full stars for the last three lines (Ahoooga, etc.) Thought it was marvelous until that though.
07/13/2004 anonymous: Those last three lines were a horrible bloody accident, note to self, don't try pot and drink then edit. Oooops.
07/13/2004 anonymous: Lewis: It does? I better look at it again when I am more awake.
07/13/2004 TheBuyer (5): Five because I didn't
07/13/2004 anonymous: Come on! Is no one gonna make that fiver count?
07/13/2004 Litcube (4): Ha ga ha haga ga gA!
07/13/2004 anonymous: Thank you Litcube!
07/14/2004 John Slocum: I was enjoying this and was with you up to (and not including) the *giggle*. Particularly like: "In her best, "I didn't just get a wad of hot cum on my face" voice"
07/14/2004 John Slocum (3): and so
07/14/2004 Pix: The horrible edit was all TheBuyers fault as he took advantage of me in my inebriated state and edited my short to include the rediculous three liner at the end. He did add the "I didn't just get a wad of hot cum on my face" bit though so I guess we are even.
03/7/2005 deliciousbrains (3):