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In my current circumstance (I have been imprisoned by scoundrels who resent my lifestyle and belief system), I have had ample time to reflect on past accomplishments and misadventures. There is one episode from my younger years that I recall with particular pride. In our little village there was only one church, and the minister was an exceedingly cruel man: petty, spiteful, vindictive, envious of others' successes and accomplishments. He had a shrewish wife who would beat children when they kicked a ball against the rectory wall. Somehow, this horrible couple had produced a lovely daughter, a rosy-cheeked, big-breasted girl - and to this day I cannot fathom how so charming a creature had emerged from the loins of that repugnant shrew.

One day I was playing a game, and I accidentally kicked a ball through the clerestory windows. I ran inside to recover the ball, but found the minister and his wife waiting for me. I tried to run away, but they cried, Kruger!, and caught me by my shirt collar, and the pair of them beat me pitilessly, right there in the front pews. I vowed revenge that day. Two years later, I took my revenge, and even now, in this awful windowless prison, I cannot help but smile when I think of how, as the church bells pealed and the whole village gathered for Sunday service, I lay in a field with the minister's daughter and sprayed my such hot fuck on her tremendous breasts.

Date Written: July 11, 2004
Author: Kruger
Average Vote: 4

07/15/2004 anonymous (3):
07/15/2004 TheBuyer: Big Anne Rice fan, eh?
07/15/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): Enjoying this. Keep it up, Kruger.
07/15/2004 qualcomm (3):
07/15/2004 Will Disney (5): now that is sexy!
07/15/2004 Craig Lewis (5):
07/15/2004 qualcomm: jesus christ.
07/15/2004 Stash (4): sexy is right. "such hot fuck"
07/15/2004 Litcube (4):
07/15/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Oh come on, O'SS. It's a nice easy style. Fall in to it. Live the lie a little.
07/15/2004 qualcomm: no thanks
07/15/2004 TheBuyer (3):
07/16/2004 John Slocum (4): Excellent, keep it coming. Liked yesterdays a bit more.
07/26/2004 Mr. Pony (5): That little linguistic departure at the end was a little jarring, but maybe Kruger is not who I thought he was. I am interested to hear more. four-point-five.
07/26/2004 qualcomm: everyone who fives these: idiots
07/26/2004 scoop: I agree, with the exception of Pony, who is Oriental and doesn't always know better.
07/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Summer: I think maybe you should get two votes: one for your opinion, and another to counter everyone else's. Scoop: now would be a great time for that "T-shirt that says that" joke.
07/26/2004 qualcomm: where did i say what your opinion was, pony?
07/26/2004 qualcomm: oh, i misread your comment. never mind. you're right, i should get two votes.
07/26/2004 Mr. Pony: It might solve some problems.
07/26/2004 qualcomm: oh man, it would so fucking fuck