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It all started one day when Stephanie Jordan, a beautiful young 20-year old black girl, discovered the huge endowment on her horse, Chester. Stephanie sucked and anally took it for about a month, then she tried to do it vaginally. She just barely fit the tip of his 3 foot horse cock into her vagina. Stephanie kept jacking it off until it came in her, and a lot, too!

The next morning she noticed her stomach was a bit larger. She was pregnant, and with a horse's baby! And Stephanie ate like a horse, too. Her stomach was humongous, and she weighed 315 lbs. at birth. Stephanie had triplets, 2 girls and one boy. It was amazing when they were born. The boy already had a 5" dick, as did one of the girls. There was one normal one, actually, but she wouldn't be normal soon. The boy: Shane, The shemale: Dani, The normal girl: Tina.

At age 5, Shane had an 8" dick, Dani had a 7". Tina started to grow breasts, and was a B-cup before her 6th birthday. Speaking of breasts, Stephanie loved to fuck both Shane and Dani, with her massive 84-TT cup boobs.

We pick up at age 10. Shane, before entering puberty has a foot-long schlong. Dani is at 11 1/2" with C-cup breasts. Tina has pair of EEs, with a pussy and ass that both Shane and Dani can fuck easily. Tina's ass is huge, almost matching her 48-EE bra size.

Date Written: July 11, 2004
Author: Coleoptera King
Average Vote: 4.2727

Comments:
07/15/2004 qualcomm: Kruger?
07/15/2004 Will Disney: is this the first part of a series?
07/15/2004 scoop (5): Fuck it. This thing made me laugh.
07/15/2004 qualcomm: you have to be kidding, scoop
07/15/2004 scoop: Leave me alone.
07/15/2004 scoop: Why are you still bothering me?
07/15/2004 Stash (5): i think it's absolutely hilarious. made me laugh as well, scoop. i'm still grinning over it. i'm going to read it again and again.
07/15/2004 scoop: Yeah Ol' Summer Sausage, why are you trying to put limits on me and the stash's forevers?
07/15/2004 qualcomm: cuz he's a fucking pinko and your jaw is too large for your head
07/15/2004 Stash: assumptions, Meat Stick. you're way off.
07/15/2004 scoop: What do my inherited deformities have to do with my forevers, Ol' Summer Sausage?
07/15/2004 Dylan Danko (4): OSS what are you on about?? Did this really not make you laugh?
07/15/2004 qualcomm: no, it didn't. in fact, if you find yourself laughing at this... you are a polack!
07/15/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): I might be black, but I'm no Polack!
07/15/2004 qualcomm: you are all less intelligent than i
07/15/2004 Stash: fuck, i'm a polack. this changes everything.
07/15/2004 qualcomm: i was going to ask if you were polack when you revolted so against my accusation of being russian
07/15/2004 Mr. Pony (5): it's too bad SS had such a hard time laughing at this. I really think he should have enjoyed it very much. it really is a shame, and we should all feel a little sad.
07/15/2004 Stash: i keep coming back to read this one. Beefy: i revolt against accusations in general, it wasn't a russian thing. that said, next time would you please accuse me of being an albino? thanks.
07/15/2004 TheBuyer: then what happens?
07/15/2004 TheBuyer: how pissy would a three look? i'm baffled by the fives.
07/15/2004 TheBuyer (3): I'm sorry auth. I love seeing new people contribute to this site but this is just too damn sloppy. guest 3
07/16/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (3): And so...?
07/16/2004 John Slocum (5): What a family! Sloppy? perhaps. Funny? Definitely.
07/16/2004 Litcube (3): Sloppy, I'm no judge. I'm the sloppiest.
07/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Coleoptera King, where have you gone?
10/23/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (5): The prose was poor, but I laughed out loud, literally.
10/23/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs: I think I might have been laughing at it, at least partially. Still.
02/23/2005 Will Disney: author, defend thyself or face a flurry of CRAP.
02/23/2005 Jon Matza (4): I never saw this one. Pretty damn funny. -1 for the plagiarism.