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Date Written: July 13, 2004
Author: Litcube
Average Vote: 3

07/19/2004 Benny Maniacs: This one strikes me as being something that came up with the basic idea of funny, but never did anything with funny. I heard somewhere that ducks were thought of as being the funniest animal. Still.
07/19/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): Two point five. Extra half-star because the rock in the background moves.
07/19/2004 scoop: I bet well-cared for retarded children would really enjoy this one.
07/19/2004 Will Disney: this kinda reminds me of some games on my old atari 800. all right!
07/19/2004 qualcomm: college shorts
07/19/2004 Ewan Snow: Benny, I don't think the rock is moving. I think the duck is walking past it and we are moving with him. Does this mean you will dock the author a 1/2 star on his next short?
07/19/2004 Stash (3): scoop: are you saying that abused/neglected retarded children don't and/or can't have the same appreciation for art? that's fucked up.
07/19/2004 TheBuyer (4): everyone knows that the only way to cure a retard is beat the hell out of it. muh Gah! guh huh huh huh...buhhhh
07/19/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Thanks a lot, TheBuyer. I happen to be retarded.
07/19/2004 Stash: Ferucio - have you been cured? if not, TheBuyer has an excellent method of treatment. Buyer, do you prefer weapons or fists? i've noticed retarded people tend to sometimes have very thick, deformed skulls, making it difficult to bash them with mere strength alone.
07/19/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Who says I want to be cured? FU Stash!
07/19/2004 Stash: denial. i understand. part of the handicap. it's okay. (the FU, was that the Tourette's again? i won't take it personally.)
07/19/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Oh you'll "take it personally"...if you know what I mean.
07/19/2004 Stash: nope, sorry - didn't get what you mean. i don't speak retard.
07/19/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: too bad.
07/19/2004 TheBuyer: gah guh hu. ng. NG!
07/19/2004 Stash: apparently TheBuyer speaks 'tard, talk to him.
07/26/2004 Mr. Pony (2): Litcube: I feel like this is only shaped like the thing you seem to be shooting for.