home authors guest shorts graphical shorts
In his corner office, Maitre d’Armes, captain of industry, and near septaugenarian, gentleman Richard Bonerman swished his epee into a classic Jean-Louis striking stance circa 1830.
"En garde," he sneered at the glowing monitor. His sneer gave way to a look of puppy-like bewilderment.
He gained his chair and carefully re-read the last message posted in the "Hot Man on Man Action" Chat Room, completely baffled by the sudden topic switch.
Hello! bonerman69 you are logged into...
Hot Man on Man Action
Topic - is "Frenching" "Freedoming" now?
>backstabber: Heya bonerman69!
>bonerman69: Hello, backstabber! With a name like 'backstabber' am I to assume you duel often?
>backstabber: word bonerman69, are you into leather?
>bonerman: Which word? Yes, I'm a regular fanatic according to the chaps! Don't you just love the feel of a quivering sword after a blow? I've recently perfected the "Grind and Stab" technique, quite invigorating!
>backstabber: My sword is quivering right now, I can't wait to sink my hard, throbbing cock into your ass after a grinding 69 suck-fest.
At his home later that evening, Mr. Bonerman reflected on the strange behavior of the online fencing enthusiast as he fucked a jar of warm ground beef with a "Hello! My name is...Julia" sticker on it, nowhere near climax.
Date Written: August 09, 2004
Average Vote: 4.2