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A long time ago, there were all these girls I wanted to have sex with. And how many of these girls did I actually end up having sex with? Not a whole lot!

Sometimes I would end up having sex with girls, but usually having sex with these girls hadnít really occurred to me until right before!

That is probably why my world view is the way it is! Goddammit!

Date Written: August 18, 2004
Author: Jacob Starfish
Average Vote: 3.5

08/20/2004 Will Disney: i can agree with this first paragraph.
08/20/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): 3.5~ I don't know - I liked the idea, but felt the author could have sucked more marrow from that boner.
08/20/2004 TheBuyer (3): I'm with B.M but am feeling less charitable today. 3.48