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Waking up in a dumpster was never easy for Bill. It always seemed to coincide with the loss of his car, his home, his job and his sense of self worth. His eyes were bleary and bloodshot from many forgotten weeks driven, unbeknownst to him by the bastard Mexican. After wiping the crust from the corners of his mouth with an old garbage water soaked rag he stood uneasily on the rubbish below his bare feet. Summoning herculean strength he managed to throw open the dumpsters doors. He leapt down to the street, he would find that Mexican again. He would find him if it was the last thing he did.
Date Written: September 08, 2004Comments:
Average Vote: 3.4286
09/9/2004 TheBuyer (4): 'Drove all night, came at dawn to warm and misty place. Sound of barking dogs and running water.' nice
09/9/2004 Will Disney (4): this is solid work.
09/9/2004 Joe Frankenstone (2): More "Eats, Shoots and Leaves," less Jonathan Lethem.
09/9/2004 Joe Frankenstone: And less Robocop!
09/9/2004 TheBuyer: I smell a series coming on! That and muffins.
09/9/2004 Litcube (3): Quentin Tarantino's writing shorts now.
09/9/2004 Jon Matza (4): Some quality understatement/restraint going on here. Ignore these philistines, lowly guest author.
09/10/2004 TheBuyer: Portugal! Portugal! Portugal!
09/10/2004 TheBuyer: Hey Litcube, wanna know who Fitz is?
09/10/2004 Litcube: Is this the guy who's sister was fucked by Yahzick?
09/10/2004 TheBuyer: Totally!
09/10/2004 Litcube: I feel kinda bad now giving him a lowly 3 stars. Especially seeing as the poor guy had his sister fucked by Yahzick.
09/10/2004 Mr. Pony (3): Three stars isn't lowly. Wait, did his sister and Yahzick just have sex, or did he order Yahzick to fuck his sister?
09/10/2004 TheBuyer: Actually it really screwed things up because Yahzick was adopted [by the way Yahzick, you were adopted] and uh...what was I saying again? Oh, right, ya no it just happened.
09/10/2004 Fitzcarralldo: That's awesome now the whole world can find out
09/10/2004 Litcube: Ok. Who here *didn't* fuck Fitz's sister? Hold on; where am I going with this?
09/10/2004 scoop (4): This is lacking a layer, but is absorbently qua-ish so here are four totally Pillysbury stars.