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"Down, damned dog!" Dorkish Dick dittered. The spaniel continued, sniffing at Dick's crotch pausing occasionally to chew at the mangy spot on his leg. The dog's leg not Dick's. A pool of urine soaked the carpet below, once again not Dick's but Dick would be blamed. He was a naughty child and had no regard for the property of other's. Pulling one of his father's cubans from the box on the coffee table he laid back to smoke, and contemplate his position.

Date Written: September 09, 2004
Author: Fitzcarralldo
Average Vote: 1.25

Comments:
09/13/2004 TheBuyer: Auth - I think this was way funnier in your head when you thought it up and then after it was submitted there was no chance for it to be edited and so only half the joke came accross and not really how you wanted it to and also the lack of comments and votes is pissing you off but you understand because of the other stuff. Sort of?
09/13/2004 Joe Frankenstone (2): I can't tell whether this was written on a 1972 IBM Selectric typewriter or not, because the commas and apostrophes are all over the fucking place.
09/13/2004 Dick Vomit (1): WTF
09/13/2004 TheBuyer (1): No?
09/13/2004 Litcube (1): This was really good.
09/13/2004 Litcube: Is this He Whose Sister Was Porked By Yahzick? 'Cause now I kinda feel bad.
09/13/2004 Mr. Pony: Or the Return of Rafus Butler, as foretold by the ja'Qar tablets?
09/13/2004 Litcube: Would you feel kinda bad if it were, Pony? Come on. Have a heart.
09/15/2004 Pix: I would do you and acme a disservice if I lodged a vote on this one.
09/15/2004 Mr. Pony: I happen to think Rafus Butler was one of the more interesting folks to blow through here. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out where that guy was coming from, but he continued to confound me, and I await his Return, which will no doubt be accompanied by an eclipse or a comet or a swarm. Wait a minute, did you just tell me to be nice?
06/1/2005 John Slocum: Disney, let's get this one off the home page, 'kay fella?
06/1/2005 Will Disney: no - this one's a winner! don't know why it's on the home page. gotta look at that too.