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DAISY DAIRYLOVER is a 26 x half hour animated series for kids about the adventures of an 11 year-old girl born with a calcium deficit in her bones and an insatiable love of milk! In what would otherwise be an ordinary, everyday life for an 11 year-old, DAISY DAIRYLOVER survives the 5th grade and its constellation of crazy characters by keeping an eye out for danger, avoiding trouble, and drinking her milk every chance she gets! Where's the drama in this drama, you ask? DAISY DAIRYLOVER loves dairy! Her calcium deficit can be cured through the copius consumption of milk. DAISY's bones will be A-OK! Well, no, not exactly. You see, DAISY is different. We forgot to mention that. Oh, no, we're not talking about the milk thing anymore, that's neither here nor there. DAISY has what we like to call a "very special feature". It's no big deal really, just an additional orifice in the middle of her forehead that has to be "serviced" on an hourly basis, which can sometimes be a challenge, for the crew. Are you with me? Here it is. Are you ready? This is the real deal, for real this time, no more BS about milk: DAISY DAIRYLOVER is a fast and funny look at an ordinary girl with one very extraordinary addition - a penis-hungry orifice in the middle of her forehead. Each episode presents DIASY's orifice as a bonus, a special gift, something to be proud of. The underlying theme is for the audience to see that everyone is different and that even seemingly weird things can be cool. Sure, there are times when DAISY would like to be the same as everyone else, but isn't it great to have something totally unique? Jeez, it's tough enough being a 'tween, let alone a 'tween with a fuckhole on your forehead! I should know! I mean, not that I "know"... DAISY DAIRYLOVER is a show about accpetance, and being brave enough to be yourself, your own special you. And we don't even have to call her DAISY. She can have a different name. It's just that DAISY was my mother's name, so, you know...
Date Written: September 09, 2004
Average Vote: 3.25