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Reginald Fitzhenry, the newly, democratically elected president of Canada shivered and pulled his wolfskin cape closer about his lean, strong body. The journey from Toronto to Calgary could take months by sled. It would take him even longer now.
"Damn this forsaken wind." He said to the blank white expanse in front of him. Poking a blistered tongue between his remaining teeth and tasted a delicious nugget of husky flesh. Tears came to his eyes as he remembered Casper, so loyal, the best puller on his team and so tasty. So delightfully tasty.
Date Written: September 10, 2004Comments:
Average Vote: 3.6667
09/16/2004 TheBuyer: What Hawaiian wrote this?
09/16/2004 Joe Frankenstone (4): Canada? Is that near Zembla? +1 for "delicious nugget of husky flesh."
09/16/2004 The Fonch: Joe,
Canada is the second largest land mass in the world. Though not officially recognised as a state, citizens of Canada enjoy democracy, speak some english, and believe in Jesus. Canadian President Fitzhenry is noted for having survived an arctic expedition in the early 70's by slicing his favorite husky open with knife fashioned from frozen feces and speding the night wrapped in his carcass; an act now commonly referred to as "Fitzing."
09/16/2004 Litcube (3): Our primary language is Inuit, The Fonch, and we enjoy Despotism, but what you say about fitzing is true. Oftentimes during my 70 kilometer trek to school in -85 degrees Celsius, I used to fitz quite often myself. Also, while we may not be officially recognised as a state, we've appealed to U.S. officials for 51st state status with oiled beaver furs & polar bear penis bone carvings.
09/16/2004 TheBuyer (4): The Fonch is Farley Mowat.
09/16/2004 Joe Frankenstone: Wow The Fonch, I loved you in American Graffiti!
09/16/2004 Litcube: The Fonch eats mice.
09/16/2004 Will Disney (5):
09/16/2004 Mr. Pony (3): This short is kinda funny, up until the last line. Just takes the wind right outta the sails!
09/16/2004 scoop's brain (3): Pony's brain has provided Pony with some dead-on analyses toaday. Here for example.
09/16/2004 qualcomm: you are both fucking idiots. that last line is solid. stop trying to understand shit with your fancy words.
09/16/2004 scoop: I personally think in terms of flavors.
09/17/2004 Mr. Pony: Hey Summer, by "shit", are you referring to the words above? Douchebag?