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You wanted a short, Disney? Hereís your fucking short. Do you like it? I bet y'do. Wanna suck on it? Thought so. You have a lot of fucking nerve, you know that? My fucking short goes like this: once there was a big fat fuck named Fucko Fat Fuck who took a big fucking shit. He didnít fucking flush it, either, because he didnít fucking feel like it. So it sat in the toilet and the smell was fucking sickening. Every fucking one who got a whiff said it was the worst thing they ever smelt. But Fucko Fat Fuck didnít fucking care. Why? Because he didnít give a fucking shit, that's why. In fact he was glad, because he fucking hated everyone and everyone hated him. I donít fucking care, either. Iíll shit in your fucking toilet. I wonít flush it. Then Iíll shit on top of my fucking shit. The fucking end. Happy, Disney? Happy, acme? I certainly am. Great! Looks like everyone's fucking happy now.

Date Written: September 25, 2004
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 3.5556

Comments:
09/27/2004 Joe Frankenstone (2): Po mo no go. But -- wouldn't this short be great if there was no such site as Acme and no such person as Disney? How awesome would it be then? Answer: really fucking awesome. Therefore, +1.
09/27/2004 qualcomm (3): if the "author" hadn't used "fuck" so much, i'd'a given this a four. makes it feel like that ewan snow short that uses "fuck" a lot, which was already an old joke then. while i agree with ol' hoobafrank that the short'd be even better if there were no such thing as acme or disney, i think it's still all right. yes.
09/27/2004 scoop: Hoobafrank!
09/27/2004 Dylan Danko (4): 4 to counter the two by hoobafrank. Also, i can get with this anger.
09/27/2004 Mr. Pony: Hoobafrank?
09/27/2004 Dylan Danko: This is Slocum, right?
09/27/2004 Jon Matza (4): We should be grateful even for small moments of happiness.
09/27/2004 Will Disney: I *am* happy now. Thanks for asking!
09/27/2004 John Slocum (3): Et tu Danko? How could you?
09/27/2004 Cuntbreath (4): Meow!
09/27/2004 Litcube (4): I laughed.
09/27/2004 scoop (3): Yeah, F you Disney.
09/28/2004 The Finch: Jon Matza is to be commended. This move was braver than he would be willing to let on.
signed,
The Finch
09/28/2004 Jon Matza: The Finch is to be lauded for his gutsy commendation of my bravery.
09/28/2004 Dylan Danko: Well I'll be...
09/28/2004 John Slocum: I'm happy.
09/28/2004 Jon Matza: Sure you're happy. I'll let you in on a little secret: my jolly demeanor, my good natured comments and my overall generosity of spirit rarely fail to spread a wealth of good cheer and smiles wherever I set foot.
12/10/2004 The Rid (5): Everything is funny today.
03/7/2005 Shomer Shabbas (4): Entertaining as fuck