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"Asia," remarked Metternich, "begins at the Landstrasse." He leaned back in his chesterfield and wiped a bit of Cīteaux brie from his lips, having proffered his comment to the parlor. Several of the ladies tittered. The corners of Archduke Karl's mouth curled downward as his florid face suppressed a grin. Oh, those swarthy Asiatics!

Date Written: September 25, 2004
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
10/4/2004 qualcomm: joshua
10/4/2004 TheBuyer: This is Mr. Joshua? Doesn't Mr. J normally have something funny in his shorts?
10/4/2004 anonymous: I crave feedback!!!
10/4/2004 qualcomm: here's some feedback: because you ran frankenstone off the site, you will never attain your greatest desire.
10/5/2004 scoop: But my greatest desire was to have Frankenstone rchased off the site.
10/5/2004 Chance the Gardener (4): Okay, I guess I'm the first to vote. Pretty wacky!
10/31/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): underrated