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Remembering 1999

"Hey - you remember when Catherine Zeta Jones was really hot? About the hottest actress around."

"Sure I do. And now look - she's just some spokesbitch."

"Spokesskank is more like it. Remember Entrapment? That was hot."

"Sure it was. Crawling through all those lasers to get to the jewels."

"That was so '99."

"But actually it wasn't. I think they had that same laser thing in one of the Charlie's Angels movies. And that certainly came a little later..."

"Save it! That's for our 2001 or 2002 memories."

Date Written: October 12, 2004
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
10/22/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs: My 1999 memories mostly involve cashews and Labatt's.
10/22/2004 TheBuyer: Pilsner, amphetamines, and playing an uninvited three set show at the White Lion Pub for beer.
10/22/2004 anonymous: I can only recall lasers and jewels.
10/22/2004 Litcube: Hrm.
10/26/2004 TheBuyer (4):