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"Hey - you remember when Catherine Zeta Jones was really hot? About the hottest actress around."
"Sure I do. And now look - she's just some spokesbitch."
"Spokesskank is more like it. Remember Entrapment? That was hot."
"Sure it was. Crawling through all those lasers to get to the jewels."
"That was so '99."
"But actually it wasn't. I think they had that same laser thing in one of the Charlie's Angels movies. And that certainly came a little later..."
"Save it! That's for our 2001 or 2002 memories."
Date Written: October 12, 2004
Average Vote: 4