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Fred and I were en route to the Communist gangbang. I'd never been to one, and he claimed they were better than Libertarian gangbangs or Capitalist gangbangs.

"So how are they better?" I asked.

"Well, Capitalist gangbangs are kind of an every-man-for-himself thing. Get in there early, get in there hard and cum like a fucking rocket ship."

"Well, sure. With free market fucking there must be a lot of jockeying for position."

"You bet," said Fred. "It looks like the floor of the New York Gangbang Exchange."

"Makes sense," I said. "What about Libertarian gangbangs?"

"Those are a little unruly. Everyone's cumming everywhere. There's no regulation, so no one ever knows when to cum, who to cum on, how much cum is too much. People cumming on each other's backs. It's crazy."

"How about this one?" I asked.

Fred's eyes lit up with Marxist fervor. "Communist gangbangs are great. Everyone gets an equal amount of time. No one is left wanting. And at the end, that woman is just as satisfied as the men."

That was all well and good, but I had one more question. "I still get to shoot on her face, right?"

Date Written: October 12, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 3.75

10/22/2004 qualcomm (4):
10/22/2004 TheBuyer: a priest, a rabbi, and Walt Whitman all walk into a bar carrying buckets of red paint, bartender says, 'what is this, a joke?'
10/22/2004 Litcube (3): Hrm.
10/22/2004 anonymous: Hey, they may be politically themed gangbangs, but they're still gangbangs. So don't gimme that "Hrm..." stuff!
10/22/2004 Litcube: Hrm?
10/22/2004 TheBuyer (4): I was a bit non-plussed by the jokey format, but you're right ther are still gangbangs.
10/22/2004 TheBuyer: *they
10/22/2004 anonymous: Yeah..."hrm."
10/22/2004 Litcube: Hrm!
10/22/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): Fresh!