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"You wanna see that gaping pussy, huh?" she cooed. "You wanna see my pussy gape?"

"Cut!" yelled Amos, the director. "Sandy, it's 'You wanna see that gaping ass, huh? You wanna see my ass gape?' Got it?"

"Sure, Amos. I got it."

"Good. And really try to spread your ass cheeks this time." He shouted at the crew. "Clear the set!"

Sandy bent over and grabbed a fistful of ass in each hand.

Amos yelled, "And action!"

Sandy pulled her ass cheeks as hard as she could. "You wanna see that gaping ass, huh?" she cooed. "You wanna see my pussy gape? FUCK!"

"Cut!" Amos yelled. He shook his head and walked over to Sandy. He gave her a soft look. "You wanna tell me what's going on, kiddo"?

Sandy sighed, then let go of her ass and stood up. "I don't know, Amos. I just can't seem to find the emotional center of this character. I mean, why do I want them to see my asshole gape? Really. To get my tuition money? To put my kid through school? If it's just that, a pussy gape should cover it. The script is really fuzzy about the motivation here."

Amos nodded. "I know. I know. What do you say we break for lunch and spitball it? We'll find out why your ass gapes."

Sandy smiled. "Thanks Amos. You're always so giving."

He winked at her with that seen-it-all wink and left her to wipe the cum off her chin.

Date Written: October 26, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 4.1429

Comments:
11/2/2004 John Slocum (4): This is pretty funny, if easy.
11/2/2004 TheBuyer (4): He really should have just beat the hell out of her.
11/2/2004 anonymous: Buyer, in the sequel he beats the hell out of her.
11/2/2004 qualcomm (4): it's sort of surprising that i've never heard this joke before. but i haven't.
11/2/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): A solid four.
11/2/2004 Litcube (4): Yes. Four.
11/4/2004 TREE (4):
01/20/2005 Jawbreaker (5):