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- Oh yes! Oh my, screamed Belinda. Oh drill me in the pussy! Oh yeah!

Her pelvis oscillated in pleasure as my angry plum sawed in and out. Without warning she flipped over onto her gut, her puckered anus a beacon for my love.

- Oh fuck yes! OHHH, screamed Belinda. Oh drill me in the ass! Pile drive my sexy ass!

She was grimacing in ecstasy, her mouth full of bedclothes to prevent an incontinent scream. As I gradually slowed the pace, I watched the muscles up and down her spine twitching with involuntary need. But she was moving again, pulling me to the corner of the bed as she slithered to the floor.

- Oh fuck yes! OHHH YES, screamed Belinda. Oh drill me in the mouth! Butter my tonsils with your seed!

I was augering her throat with wild abandon when she expectorated my turgidity and collapsed onto her back.

- Oh fuck yes! OHHHH SHIT YES, screamed Belinda. Oh drill me in whatever they call that orifice that my colostomy bag is attached to! Oh let me take your semen directly into my colon!!

And yes, at the time it seemed a little strange, but I hove to and was gamely plumbing the depths of her iliac diverticulum when she hit that high C from Styx's Mr. Roboto and the face of my wristwatch shattered. Are you getting all this down? I'm pretty sure our policy covers it, and I don't want to have to come back.

Date Written: October 30, 2004
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 3.5

11/9/2004 qualcomm (4):
11/9/2004 The Rid: Gross for the sake of being gross? Hmm.
11/9/2004 Will Disney (4): Whatever OSS says.
11/9/2004 Dick Vomit (3): Mr. Roboto high-C bumps it.
11/9/2004 Litcube (4): A lot to like here.
11/9/2004 TheBuyer (3):
11/9/2004 TREE (3): All 3 stars awarded for "expectorated my turgidity"
11/9/2004 qualcomm: i think "auguring her throat" deserves some recognition
11/9/2004 Mr. Pony (4):
11/9/2004 TREE: oh yes augering her throat does deserve attention but can't give .5 of a star. I suppose the 2 together could raise the ranking but I am new and don't want to look like I am sucking up
11/9/2004 anonymous: That's "augering". "auguring" is divining the future.
11/9/2004 qualcomm: right, auger. right.
11/9/2004 TREE: possible freudian slip...maybe in the future I will suck up
11/9/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): jolly good show.
11/9/2004 scoop: Diesel verbs.
11/9/2004 The Rid (3): Underwhelmed. 2.67 stars.
11/9/2004 TheBuyer: a Turgid short?
11/9/2004 Turgid: Guess again.
11/10/2004 TheBuyer: bah, faked me out.
11/10/2004 Mr. Pony: I thought I voted on this.
11/10/2004 Mr. Pony: I was right! Hooray!