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Parisian Lovescape
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That Lousy Bitch

"Your kiss reminds me of mouths."
"Yours reminds me of bad breath."
"You can't make me hate you."
"That reminds me, I hate you."
"I hate you too."
"But wait, you just said..."
"Well..."

Date Written: January 26, 1996
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.5

Comments:
12/9/2003 Ewan Snow: Jeez, this is grand!
12/9/2003 qualcomm (5): further proof that i invented "mulp"
12/9/2003 Ewan Snow: That's a bunch of bull!
12/9/2003 qualcomm: mulp
02/5/2004 Dylan Danko: I think the exchange below is perhaps the funniest exchange on the site.
07/29/2004 Mr. Pony: I agree! Who did invent "Mulp", anyway? That particular dispute must have been resolved by now.
07/29/2004 Mr. Pony (4):
07/29/2004 Ewan Snow: I did.
07/29/2004 scoop (4): I could have done without the title but I like the sentiment.
08/20/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (5): Ha! Eat it, OSS.
08/21/2004 John Slocum: What does 'Mulp' mean?
08/21/2004 Ewan Snow: RTFM (that means read the fucking manual).