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The professor faced a serious dilemma: He wanted to play with this new girl from the inside, but he'd promised himself he'd insert a sewing needle into his body cavity every time he performed "unnecessary" surgery. So far there were twelve sewing needles, and he wasn't sure he could fit a thirteenth.

The girl was awake, lying on the slab, eyes darting back and forth while she tried to get her wrists and ankles out of the cuffs. No luck. She whimpered, but her lips were stapled shut; any movement was torture.

"Child," he said, "You only hurt yourself when you try to talk."

She didn't see the single tear fall down his face as he turned away. It wasn't from moral agony, but from the pain shooting through his body. The twelfth needle had nicked a kidney.

As he vomited, his daughter, still in the corner with her baby bottle, shouted, "I need more fucking LIVER!"

The professor wiped his mouth. "In a minute, dearest." He turned back to the girl on the slab, grabbed a sewing needle for himself and the cleaver for her.

Date Written: November 03, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
11/10/2004 TheBuyer: batman or somebody jumps in in the next panel, right? who am I kidding, no one ever gets away once they're on the slab.
11/10/2004 TREE: maybe the girl is one of the x men and draws the needles out using her magnetic powers thus incapacitating the professor and giving her something to pick the cuffs with?
11/10/2004 TheBuyer: it's not, she's fucked, it's like House of 1000 Corpses featuring Rob Zomnbie, everyone dies.
11/10/2004 TREE: thats to bad cause i get the feeling she is realy hot
11/10/2004 anonymous: Correct. She's totally hot.
11/10/2004 TheBuyer: Rid - I liked the first one better. Despite all of the things going on in this one, nothing really seems to happen to progress the action of the plot, it's just a lot of ungratifying suspense which makes me think there's more to come in this series; so, I'm gonna wait.
11/10/2004 The Rid: Well, I was thinking I'd do more...like if enough people like it, I'll keep writing it. Ya know? That being said, I guess I'd better get some more substance in there, huh?
11/10/2004 Will Disney: ka-reepy
11/10/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Is the daughter a baby? or isthe daughter a full grown person who acts like a baby for her father?
11/10/2004 anonymous: She acts like a baby for her father.
11/10/2004 Litcube (4): More creep, please.