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I really thought that crunchy-granola chicks were above the stupid games that materialistic chicks played. But there she was at Gristede's, complete with her hemp skirt, batting her eyelashes at some clueless stooge with bleached-blonde hair.

He said, "I'll get it."

She cooed, "But the soy potato leek soup is five dollars, and the bread isn't even day old."

He said, "Well, we're sharing and I always eat more than you do."

She agreed, "That's right. You eat more than I do. Let's get the veggie corndogs, too!"

Cunt.

Date Written: November 04, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 3.1667

Comments:
11/10/2004 anonymous: I hate women.
11/10/2004 Will Disney (3):
11/10/2004 TheBuyer (4): sucker. 3.5
11/10/2004 Jon Matza (4): 4.3, even. Good one.
11/10/2004 anonymous: Thanks, Matza. I say we expose these chicks and all bullshittedness.
11/10/2004 Litcube (4): 3.5. Granolas are not above non-granolas.
11/11/2004 The Rid (5): Granola chicks suck!
11/11/2004 Mr. Pony (2): Easy, regular. Slightly better than Women's Basketball. And I love women, but that's beside the point.
11/11/2004 scoop (2): Yeah this thing sucks.
11/11/2004 qualcomm: i don't think this is very good, but the idea stated in the first sentence is sound. just not explored too well.
11/11/2004 Dylan Danko: Why is it sound? We all know that granola chicks are stupid, cunting hypocrits, don't we?
11/11/2004 The Rid: As I defend myself, keep in mind that I'm not trying to sway you. This short was almost a verbatim account of something I saw at Gristede's. As for the opening graf and narrator commentary afterward, well, maybe that fell short of the mark. I personally think granola chicks are highly suspect, unlike the narrator. That line exists solely as an excuse to get into the dialogue exchange. It is a little easy. And it doesn't really go anywhere. But it did what I wanted it to do. But your comments are noted and appreciated. Gracias por todo.

The Rid