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High Mohs Member

My private member rates an eight
(where diamondís hardness counts as ten).
A master stroke to masturbate
than try my luck with flesh again.
Columnar rocks debilitate
and even tear the moistened hen.

Date Written: January 26, 1996
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 3.8

Comments:
01/26/1996 anonymous (1):
03/3/2003 AnalJones (5): Sweet, dude! What's your number?
05/7/2003 Jon Matza (4): This is high praise indeed coming from Anal Jones!
02/20/2004 scoop (4): I call sloppy seconds after Messr. Jones.
02/20/2004 qualcomm (5): yeah