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The Meatpacking District is now known as ďMepaĒ. Please adjust your lexicon accordingly. How come they call it ďtaking a shitĒ? Think about it, youíre actually leaving a shit. Listen, Iíll gladly take a 5% commission if youíre willing to accept 5% service, but I think we both know that neither one of us really wants that. If you donít have big breasts, put ribbons on your pigtails. Thatís realtor-speak for: if you donít shave your asshole, and then you powder your privates after the shower, you might get saddled with some talc-based dingleberry formations that are harder to get rid of than an over-priced sixth floor walk-up burdened with high maintenance on Staten Island. A friend of a friend once told the latter, ďSimon, you drink a good strong cup of coffee after a meal, and smoke a cigarette, and youíll shit like a king!Ē, which is really not all that different than the advice I got from my grandfather, ďA cunt isnít worth the salt!Ē. All the business is happening online these days. Did you know that our website gets over 30,000 hits a day? Thatís a lot more bang for your buck than the New York Times classified, Iíll tell you that much! You want to live where?! Thatís not exactly gracious living, is it now, Mrs. Rosenthal? Burt, Barbara, congratulations, weíve got a signed contract!
Date Written: November 08, 2004
Author: Mr. Joshua
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