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It was a really good first date. Sean and Jenn met for a drink, moved onto dinner and were making sensual innuendo.

"Let's go back to my place," she said. God, she was perfect. Sexy without being over-the-top, confident without being bitchy, and a wicked sense of humor that really jibed with his. He couldn't believe his luck.

They stepped inside her front door and were already going at it, making out, touching each other above their clothes. They went into her bedroom, dropping their coats on the floor in the hallway.

She pushed him against the wall and unzipped his pants, caressing his penis in her hand.

She licked his upper lip and pulled back. "I'll be right back, okay?" she said.

Sean nodded. "Sure," he said.

Jenn stepped out of the room. Her heels clicked down the hall. She flipped a light switch. There was some rummaging. Sounded like she was in the kitchen.

Her heels came clicking back up the hallway. Sean smiled; he couldn't believe this night!

Jenn walked into the room. Her eyes were wide, her mouth agape. He didn't see it coming.

She plunged the scalpel into his chest, just below his left collarbone, and then sliced across and down to his lower right abdomen.

It happened so fast, there was no blood at first. Then she removed the scalpel and stuck it in again, this time above his heart. She made a cut in a semi-circle, then dropped the scalpel to the floor, where it stuck upright.

Reaching in, she put her hand around his heart as the blood began to spill from his body. She pulled it out with an authoritative yank and watched Sean slump to the ground as she held his heart in her hands.

She knelt down next to him. His eyes flicked up at her.

"I had a great time," she said. She kissed his forehead, then sank her teeth into his heart.

Date Written: November 15, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 3.5

11/23/2004 qualcomm (3): here's something to be thankful for this holiday season, author.
11/23/2004 anonymous: QC: What? That you didn't one-star it?
11/23/2004 Will Disney: Wait a second - how did she get to his penis without taking off his underwear?
11/23/2004 TREE: I think it's really bad form to go on a first date without underwear.
11/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Wait, is this a metaphor? Because it sounds sort of real.
11/23/2004 anonymous: I cut out the line that mentions that Sean does indeed, NOT, wear underwear. Thanks for noticing.
11/23/2004 Litcube (4): I'ma assume this is a metaphor.
11/23/2004 TheBuyer: nor does he wear his bones if she can just reach right into his chest cavity.
11/23/2004 anonymous: Real or Memorex? That is the question.