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I needed a T.A., so just last Tuesday, I found this undergrad at a bar. I think she used a fake I.D.

She was wrecked, giving me head, totally tied to a chair in my office, arms behind her back, loving every minute of it.

"Suck it!" I screamed. "Yeah, suck it!"

I pulled my cock out of her mouth and she drooled all over it. I started smacking her in the side of the face with it.

"Arf! Arf" she said.

I shouted at the top of my lungs. "Yeah! Yeah, bark like a dog, you filthy whore! Bark like a dog!"

"Arf!" she said with a little laugh. I stuck my cock back in her mouth, fucking the shit out of her throat until she gagged and puked all over my dick.

"Lick it up! Lick it up!"

She licked the puke off my cock and passed out. She'd do.

Date Written: November 16, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 2.3333

11/24/2004 Will Disney: I mean, I don't know that this one is "funny" per se, but I do appreciate the graphic sex and mysogyny.
11/24/2004 TREE (3): what does the professor teach? why is he yelling?
11/24/2004 TheBuyer: the Matza short from yesterday was ten times more graphic, violent, obscene etc... but it cares, you know? This, the diet version as far as violence and very bad things go, offends me. I think it's heart is in the wrong place.
11/24/2004 anonymous: Buyer, I can appreciate that. This short is merely an attempt to write something dirty, nasty and hateful. Nothing more, nothing less. Why? I'm going through a break-up. *Sniff*
11/24/2004 qualcomm: neat! here's my hateful breakup short.
11/24/2004 TheBuyer: o dear.
11/24/2004 anonymous: Yeah! 5 star sympathy votes! We've all felt like this! Damn it!
11/24/2004 anonymous: QC: Enjoyed your break-up short.
11/24/2004 TheBuyer: so what happened?
11/24/2004 Mr. Pony: I think everyone has a breakup short! You can get to mine by clicking the link in the previous sentence.
11/24/2004 anonymous: Nothing much. We met. Dated on and off for about 2 years (a lotta break-up make-up). And I finally said I'm tired of feeling like I've had my guts kicked in. So we haven't talked in about three months. And I'm hurt and bitter. And I wanna call her. But I haven't.
11/24/2004 anonymous: It's not that interesting, but there you have it.
11/24/2004 TheBuyer: sounds like a bit of a rollercoaster. that's quite an emotional investment if it's still like that after three months. do you feel like a hostage to it?
11/24/2004 anonymous: Hostage? Mmm...a little. That is to say, yes.
11/24/2004 TREE: I don't mean to step on toe's here but...I would suggest not calling her until it's less painfull . At that point you can take greater pleasure in your revenge.
11/24/2004 anonymous: Tree, thanks. Two things: 1) I don't plan on calling her, and 2) I'm not looking for revenge.
11/24/2004 TREE: I'm sorry...I must have read something into this short that isn't there.
11/24/2004 anonymous: Yeah, TREE, you lost me.
11/24/2004 The Rid: I identify.
11/24/2004 TheBuyer: three ways out of a hostage taking - force, bargaining, capitualtion - try to remember, don't bargain away your balls.
11/24/2004 TREE: capitulation does not get you out of a hostage situation. It may even cause more serious abuse to the spineless f... that capitulated.
11/24/2004 TheBuyer: stop squatting over my metaphor, douche.
11/24/2004 anonymous: All - I appreciate the comments. But it's just a break-up. I'm not terminally unique; I'll get over it. Mostly by writing really nasty shorts.
11/24/2004 TheBuyer (2): okay, cool. now, about this short - 'I think she used a fake I.D.' is right-bauer, the rest of it, not so much.
11/24/2004 anonymous: If that line is right-bauer, is there a left-bauer? Euchre?
11/24/2004 Litcube (2): I wish I had a breakup short.
01/25/2005 The Rid: Man, this thing isn't just hateful. It's wicked hateful. Whew!
01/25/2005 Mr. Pony: If you say so, dude.
01/25/2005 The Rid: I do! Thanks for the support, Pony!
01/25/2005 Pusher Robot: Humans must be shoved.