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It was hard having a name like Jim Buttface, everyone always asking if you left skid marks on the pillows. But that was better than being John Pussyfinger. Everyone always wanted to smell his hand.
Why couldn't he just have a name like Don Richards? Or Kevin Miller? Or even Mickey Heidelberg? Those were good names.
It's not like he was alone. His sister Gina had a tough time of it, too. Gina Buttface. Come to think of it, that might have been worse than Jim Buttface.
And then there was his father, Bobby Buttface. Ugh. What a bunch of buttfaces.
Hey! They're a bunch of buttfaces! Ha ha! That's why people made that joke! Jim finally got it. He was a buttface! He chuckled inside for a moment.
Date Written: November 19, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 4.3333