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I pledged a blood loaf, occidentally depositing my allegiance from above, sparing the mammary I once held in the corner of my mind's "aye."

Date Written: November 19, 2004
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 1.6667

Comments:
11/26/2004 Litcube (2): I would feel stupid had I laughed at this.
11/29/2004 TheBuyer (1): O dear, no. Sorry, Turgid.
11/30/2004 Mr. Pony (2): i kinda liked "i pledged a blood loaf," but man, the rest is really dump-tent.