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What I am about to describe may seem absurd but I assure you each detail can be corroborated .
On December 12th, 1999, I was contacted by a man of Yeminite origin with affiliations to known muslim extremists. Apparently, they wanted to use my cock to destroy the twin towers of the World Trade Center in the heart of the financial district of New York City. I sat through a number of meetings in various locales and they were eager to employ my cock as soon as they could finalize details and receive visas. They even went to training school to learn how to use my cock properly. In the end the money wasn't right for me and I just wasn't comfortable with some of the details. They had to go to plan B which was using planes that were flying out of Logan airport in Boston. In fact, and despite evidence to the contrary - videographical evidence showing jet aeroplanes penetrating the hulking frames of the towers and gasoline (a highly flammable substance) causing a fire which resulted in the weakening of the metal structure and its eventual collapse - many reputable sources placed the blame for the destruction squarely on my cock. Just days after the incident, The New York Times stated, and I quote, "While structural engineers site the root cause of the collapse as being the impact of the planes and the extensive fuel leak, local scenesters blame the collapse on X's cock. Similarly, The Daily News states, "area niggers claim the collapse of the towers was caused by X's cock while city officials believe the collapse to be the direct result of the hijacking of airliners and flying them into the towers."
In hindsight, having seen the devastation and suffering the terrorists unleashed on New York City and the rest of America, I'm glad my cock wasn't involved.
Date Written: November 20, 2004
Author: Dylan Danko
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