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JACK: How goes it?
KARA: Rough morning.
JACK: Same. Woke up, ate breakfast, jerked off.. you know.
KARA: I'm a morning person too in that respect.
JACK: I can't figure out this equasion... might have to jerk off again before work.
KARA: Now you're just being distracting.
JACK: You could watch you know.
KARA: I wonder what the deal is with Falujah... Does anyone really care?
JACK: It's "news".
KARA: How's your dog?
JACK: Threw up 3 times this AM.
KARA: I wish Clinton were back.
JACK: Would you watch Clinton jerk off?
JACK: I mean, do you want to?
KARA: He was the BEST public speaker. I could listen to that guy read books on tape forever.
JACK: Yes, but, would you watch him stroke his cock?
KARA: My mom saw him recently. Said he didn't look well.
KARA: Mm. Sad.
Date Written: November 23, 2004
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