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JACK: How goes it?
KARA: Good...
JACK: ...?
KARA: Rough morning.
JACK: Ah.
KARA: You?
JACK: Same. Woke up, ate breakfast, jerked off.. you know.
KARA: Nice.
KARA: I'm a morning person too in that respect.
JACK: Capital.
JACK: I can't figure out this equasion... might have to jerk off again before work.
KARA: Now you're just being distracting.
JACK: You could watch you know.
KARA: I wonder what the deal is with Falujah... Does anyone really care?
JACK: It's "news".
KARA: Right.
JACK: Indeed.
KARA: How's your dog?
JACK: Threw up 3 times this AM.
KARA: Fuck.
JACK: Indeed.
KARA: I wish Clinton were back.
JACK: Would you watch Clinton jerk off?
JACK: I mean, do you want to?
KARA: He was the BEST public speaker. I could listen to that guy read books on tape forever.
JACK: Yes, but, would you watch him stroke his cock?
KARA: My mom saw him recently. Said he didn't look well.
JACK: Boohoo.
KARA: Mm. Sad.

Date Written: November 23, 2004
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 4.66667

Comments:
12/1/2004 The Rid (5): Capital.
12/1/2004 Will Disney: This reminds me vaguely of Get Your War On. Vaguely.
12/1/2004 TheBuyer: I keep thing about Jack Karouac because of the pattern of the names, "JACK KARAJACK"
12/1/2004 The Rid: Buyer, me too!
12/1/2004 anonymous: that was highly intentional, KARAJACK. actually, no, but...
12/1/2004 Mr. Pony: Is this an IM thing? I'm tempted to adjust for The Rid's five, but I'm confident that the market will correct, in time.
12/2/2004 Will Disney: welcome back cuntry!
12/2/2004 The Fanch (5): top notch!
12/2/2004 TheBuyer (4):
05/4/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: finally a short I can enjoy