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The Funny, Funny Name of Procto Schematticca
Procto Schematticca earned his money the hard way. Portions of his profits were kept as a convertible note, other portions are kept as a soy protein. So maybe Schematticca liked to drag race. Who didnít?
But now with the official inquiry breathing down his neck, well, letís just say he wasnít exactly going to go cruising around town. What luck? Fudge! Those bastards up at KOGNOZE are gonna pay some day. One day theyíll pay!
Several days later:
Schematticca couldnít believe it but they never paid.
Date Written: May 18, 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.3333