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I've always had unconventional sexual tastes, and my erotic appreciation for a woman's capacitance is no exception. I don't know when I started relishing this quality, but I'm now completely smitten. The best part is that most high capacitance vixens are conventional beauties as well, with pendulous, charge-storing breasts, strongly dielectric non-greasy skin, and a sopping vagina and mouth for contacts.

I can barely contain myself when making out with my dates. I try to feel out her capacitance with my searching hands. Is she 100 picofarads? 1000? A microfarad? More? The mystery is part of the allure. As we head to the bedroom I surreptitiously break out the auto-ranging capacitance meter and poke her in the bum. She giggles - to her it's a game - but my member is about to explode when I see the number on the chart. I tackle her onto the bed and start pile driving her pussy as dreams of conductivity and dielectrics detonate in my brain.

I dated a most extraordinary woman once. 1.37 farads. Farads! When I finally got her into the bedroom we did it five times, after which I hooked her up to my amp and we relaxed to the Steve Miller Band with her luscious body providing transient current spurts for the the bass boost. Fortified, we re-embraced, and as she discharged onto my steel spindle I nearly died in ecstasy, her face contorted, her nipples little nubs of lightning.

Date Written: December 11, 2004
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 4.4

Comments:
12/23/2004 hagit mizrachy (5):
12/23/2004 Will Disney: god, you know, i wish this one were actually horny.
12/23/2004 Dylan Danko: Shit, I made a mess.
12/23/2004 Dylan Danko: Disney, clean me up. I'm ready to go again!
12/23/2004 Dick Vomit (4): {co nomment}
12/23/2004 TheBuyer (4): Farads!
12/23/2004 cuntry (4):
12/23/2004 Litcube (4): 3.762
12/23/2004 The Rid (4): 4.27 - excellent.
12/23/2004 anonymous: I don't get your comment, Disney.
12/23/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (2): So you are telling me that some women are 1.37 farads and some women are 100 picofarads? What, is she hiding a power capacitor up her quim?
01/13/2005 scoop (5):
01/13/2005 qualcomm (4):
01/13/2005 John Slocum (5): I had a friend named Farad. He was a tough stopper, good in the air and played tenacious man-to-man defense. Cute. Good jaw-line. Also he spoke Urdu. This is a very good short.
11/20/2009 Master Bates (5):
01/10/2010 anonymous: L o L