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Frank had a way of talking that really pissed me off. "You wanna get rough with me?" he barked. "You wanna get rough with me? I'll make you my bella bambino!"

I gave him a sharp right-hook to the face. I felt my knuckles get cut up on his front teeth. If that hand got infected, I'd have to jerk off with my left. Now I was really mad.

"You cocksucker!" I yelled. "You goddamn cocksucker! Don't you use those faggoty Italian words on me, you got it?"

Yeah, that's right. I just told Frank, my boss, not to talk to me like that. He was tied up. I had the goons. I was in charge now. But I could see him trying to talk through the blood and loose teeth in his mouth.

"But...but I'm Italian," he sputtered.

Yeah, he was Italian. So was I. So were the goons. I was gonna have to rethink this strategy.

Date Written: January 03, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 2.5

Comments:
01/12/2005 Will Disney: Frank was talking awfully tough for someone who was tied up!
01/12/2005 anonymous: Frank was using what professionals call "Game Face."
01/12/2005 cuntry (2): This one fell flat for me.
01/12/2005 The Rid: Funny indictment of gangster culture. Or some fucking thing.
01/12/2005 qualcomm (2): yo
01/12/2005 Mr. Joshua: Hey TREE...now there are two votes on this. Is it safe for the Rid to vote yet? Or does he need to floss some shit out of his teeth before moving on to his next project?
01/12/2005 TREE: I would say he needs to wait. There hasn't been enough votes to set an average and tell him what to vote.
01/12/2005 The Rid: I have to wonder how I became the object of TREE's grade-school level vitriol.
01/12/2005 TREE: I have always disliked people that don't have any confidence in themselves Rid. Even a wrong opinion is better than stealing someone elses.
01/12/2005 The Rid: Well, TREE, the following is definitely my opinion: You're a fucking cunt. Good enough?
01/12/2005 TREE: well at least it's an opinion. I repeat (again) I am an asshole. I have been an asshole for a very long time and have no plans to change. You are wasting oxygen that would be put to better use by a fire. Please hold your breathe until you shit yourself.
01/12/2005 Dick Vomit (2): What up mah guest bitches? Let's guest vote-up this guest short. Let's get our guest on in this meritocracy!
01/12/2005 Dick Vomit: Booyah, you fuckin' dagos.
01/12/2005 anonymous: Golly. I chuckled when I was writing this. Guess my good vibes didn't carry over.
01/12/2005 anonymous: Good vibrations, author.
01/12/2005 anonymous: Indeed, Anon_a, vibrations.
01/12/2005 anonymous: Disney, you think this short is controversial?
01/12/2005 Litcube (2): Dick Vomit: ReprUhze'tin'
01/13/2005 TheBuyer (3): ya.
01/14/2005 The Rid: Buyer: Thanks for the non-two.
01/14/2005 TheBuyer: Cheers!
05/23/2005 Jawbreaker (4): I liked it because I'm Italian.