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April 7, 1913

I left Madeline for good this morning. When she adds weight to her body, the results do not show in her bosom, but only in her lower half.

April 9, 1913

Upon re-discovering the fact that a handful of salve can in no way compete with the inner workings of the vagina, I have decided to return, and promptly at that.

April 21, 1913

I depart once again from Madeline's overbearing embrace. As I have suggested before, I am not pleased with her appearance.

April 22, 1913

Perhaps a different flavor of balm than wintergreen would have suited me. Alas, I return again, hat in hand.

Etc.

Date Written: January 12, 2005
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 3.8571

Comments:
01/25/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: Petroleum jelly! Come on, that shit was around since 1878! What is this guy, a Luddite?
01/25/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (3): Still, it's no match for a vagina, I guess. This one was okay, I liked the "etc" at the end of it too.
01/25/2005 The Rid (4): Solid material. Solid waste material.
01/25/2005 Mr. Pony (4): It is abundantly clear that the author of this piece is concerned with addressing, using anecdote and parable, how we are experiencing and engaged in experiencing the fragile and specific nature of our unique human condizion.
01/25/2005 Dick Vomit (4): a/a
01/25/2005 Jawbreaker (4):
01/25/2005 Litcube (4): Correct.
01/25/2005 Pusher Robot: Humans must be shoved. They must go down the stairs
01/26/2005 scoop (4):