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As I sat on the toilet, my shit cooling slowly beneath me, I grasped my prong in my right hand and stroked gently. I slowly turned the page in the Sears catalogue with my left hand and tried not to think about the party going on outside the door.
I always end the evening at Wah Lee's parties depositing a smelly load of shit and a sticky load of jizz. I have been to many of Wah's parties and never scored any ass. I donít know why, maybe it is because I have one leg?

When I had deposited my load atop my other load, I attached my prosthetic leg and flushed. As I exited the lavatory, three young Asian girls followed me to a couch. They crowded close, firm breasts pressing against my shoulders, breath sweet and warm on my cheeks. I tried to start a conversation but they did not speak english. The girl on my left put her hand on my leg near my crotch and looked at me with a smile. I smiled as the third girl climbed onto my lap. I reached up under her shirt and began to massage her breasts, god they were firm and her nipples were hard already. I began to think I was going to score tonight.

As the girls took off their clothes, I realized I was not hard. My dick was not rising to the occasion at all. One of the girls opened my pants and lifted my limp dick out into the open. Her eyes flashed with shock when she noticed the flaccid state and the chaffing. I looked down at the scabby piece of flesh hanging between my legs and begged it to fill with blood. I heard it laugh at me as the girls dressed and left the room.

Date Written: January 21, 2005
Author: Sergio
Average Vote: 3.5

02/7/2005 Will Disney: This is quite a first short!
02/7/2005 TheBuyer: Yup. This poor amputee pedophile guy is never going to score ass with his scabborous dick and pooping.
02/7/2005 Dick Vomit (4): Welcome to the Guest Side of Acme Shorts, new guest writer person. Here's a 4!
02/7/2005 Cyrus (4):
02/7/2005 TheBuyer: I think Cyrus. Hyup, that I think.
02/7/2005 Cyrus: No you don't.
02/7/2005 TheBuyer: Hyfuckka, i dunno.
02/7/2005 Cyrus: At least your half right buyer.
02/7/2005 TheBuyer (2): too. Pretty decent average when all is said and done.
02/7/2005 Litcube (3): Kerploop!
02/7/2005 Jawbreaker (4):
02/7/2005 cuntry (3): i like the firm asian breasts
02/7/2005 The Rid (3):
02/7/2005 Jon Matza: So the gentle stroking the narrator gives himself at the start somehow results in visible chaffing/scabbing on his cock by the time of the bungled orgy? I find the lack of explanation for this problematic/distressing. Also, "rising to the occasion" is lazy writing. Liked the name 'Wah Lee', anyhow.
02/7/2005 Mr. Pony: I also like the firm asian breasts.
02/8/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4):
02/8/2005 TheBuyer: No, it's Cyrus.
02/8/2005 Will Disney: So Sergio is the same as Cyrus?
02/8/2005 Jon Matza: A rose by any other name still smells as sweet, Disney.
02/8/2005 Sergio: Matza re your earlier comment. He goes to a lot of Wah Lee's parties and always drops a double load was sort of a set up for chaffing. Apologies for laziness on that set up as well as other you mentioned.
02/8/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum: I agree with Matza, but I'm trying to assume what bonus points should be awarded for "my shit cooling slowly beneath me." That's a good 'un, that is.
02/8/2005 Mr. Pony: Yeah, Sergio, your accent is kind of familiar.
02/8/2005 Sergio: Don't all your friends have a lisp?
02/8/2005 Mr. Pony: Well, I guess that settles that.
02/8/2005 John Slocum (4): maybe a little sloppy, but pretty horny. guest ? rounded up.
02/8/2005 John Slocum: that ? was supposed to be the symbol for Pi. boy, that would have been funny had it worked out. NOw the timing's all off.
02/8/2005 John Slocum: that ? was supposed to be the symbol for Pi. boy, that would have been funny had it worked out. NOw the timing's all off.
02/8/2005 Sergio: I like pi. Pumpkin is my favorite. Thanks for rounding up but beware the wrath of the vote police.
02/8/2005 Mr. Pony: What vote police?
02/8/2005 Sergio: Isn't there a weekly rant from the community at large(aka authors) regarding votes and how they are to be applied. Last week there was loads of statements made re how to round up/down and how subjective votes are. Are those people not in charge of this important piece of acme? Did QC not post an instruction sheet at one time?
02/8/2005 Mr. Pony: I wouldn't know, I'm new here.
02/8/2005 TheBuyer: Hey, uh, 'Sergio', why are you making up different personas that are exactly the same? Do you have on a wig or a big tie or something?
02/8/2005 Mr. Pony: Yeah, or could one of them regularly declare that they are a girl? That one seems to work pretty good.
02/8/2005 Sergio: I'm not wearing pants under my smock.
02/8/2005 Klause Muppet (4): I think this happened to me once.
02/15/2005 Great Satan: Hey, hey, hey! IT'S...
02/15/2005 anonymous: This is me in Sergio's cunt!

02/15/2005 Litcube: Oh dear.
02/15/2005 Mr. Pony: Whoa!
02/15/2005 Great Satan: I forgot this: 666