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I don't understand all this rampant homophobia. I mean, what's the big deal with getting hit on by gay guys? In fact, it really boosts the ego, especially for a guy like me who has issues with self-esteem.

I've got a pretty small unit and substandard delts. What would the ladies want with a guy like me? I don't know - probably nothing, right?

So to catch the eye of a randy lad every once and again shouldn't be so bad.

But it is bad, because they're only laughing. They're laughing at me and my subhuman visage. I'm practically the Hunchback of Grand Rapids.

I think homophobia should be defined as a fear of homosexuals mocking you, and making you feel small. Then I'd say that's what I have. Right now, I'm out of words, and out of breath from running away. I don't know what to call myself, you mean assholes.

"Gay" is such a misnomer, you miserable human beings.

Date Written: February 02, 2005
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 3.25

Comments:
02/21/2005 Will Disney: I can tell this narrator has a lot of issues! I enjoyed his emotional mood swings throughout the short. I can't say the second half lived up to my expectations from the first, but it was a pretty good disintegration.
02/21/2005 The Rid: A great idea and a really enjoyable first half. 2nd, hmm.
02/21/2005 qualcomm (3):
02/21/2005 Litcube: Those last three sentences, dude? You should see my face right now. My upper lip is touching my nose. I'm looking at it (the last three lines), and I'm all like, whut thah eyuf? That's what I'm all like. At those last three lines. I'm all like that.
02/21/2005 The Rid (3): What Litcube said, except expand it to the last three paragraphs. Great start. Bummer end.
02/21/2005 TheBuyer (4):
02/21/2005 Jawbreaker (3): I just wasn't sure where this one was going.
02/21/2005 Litcube: Hey, you two. Wanna know what I'm like?