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I don't understand all this rampant homophobia. I mean, what's the big deal with getting hit on by gay guys? In fact, it really boosts the ego, especially for a guy like me who has issues with self-esteem.
I've got a pretty small unit and substandard delts. What would the ladies want with a guy like me? I don't know - probably nothing, right?
So to catch the eye of a randy lad every once and again shouldn't be so bad.
But it is bad, because they're only laughing. They're laughing at me and my subhuman visage. I'm practically the Hunchback of Grand Rapids.
I think homophobia should be defined as a fear of homosexuals mocking you, and making you feel small. Then I'd say that's what I have. Right now, I'm out of words, and out of breath from running away. I don't know what to call myself, you mean assholes.
"Gay" is such a misnomer, you miserable human beings.
Date Written: February 02, 2005
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