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The kids today, they think that Real Estate is all about getting laid. Well, let me tell you something: it isn't. It's about Representing. Fiduciary Responsiblity. You think that means a bucket of spit to these Young Turks? They just want to fart around, take a new exclusive and then go party the night away at Bungalow 8.
Sorry, but that's not what this guy is all about. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with having fun. I work hard, but I play hard, too. But that doesn't mean you're gonna catch me going to Best and Final Offer after only one Open House, because I can't bear to spend another precious Sunday away from the NFL Today.

Date Written: February 10, 2005
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 4.4

Comments:
02/25/2005 TheBuyer: Author, do you want this to be subject to gentleman's pause in honour of "The Great Big Fuckup '05"?
02/25/2005 anonymous: Yeah, it's only half-baked....but part of me is a big believer in letting the chips fall where they may, so I'll leave it up to your conscience the Buyer. Unless, of course, you feel it's a five-star short....in that case, I would strongly encourage you to vote. Maybe I could even, you know, return the favor?
02/25/2005 TheBuyer (4): Awfully fucking close, brother guest. Incedentally, a real estate agent just told me to "fuck right off", is that some kind of 'jargon' or something?
02/25/2005 Mr. Pony: Did you dictate this, or what? It's weird, author, I feel like I'm being asked to rate you or something.
02/25/2005 Mr. Pony (4): 3.5, incidentally.
02/25/2005 The Rid: This short doesn't seem finished. Good start, though.
02/28/2005 Sergio (4): This needs more J-man. Nice rant but needs a tag line.
05/3/2005 John Slocum (5): Discipline, commitment, values, excellence, loyalty, scholarship. Difficult? Hell ya'. Mr. Joshua for president.
09/8/2005 Fake TREE (5): oh yeah