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Cream that baby to the hilt. Smack that vanilla baked cookie cake in its middle.

Masturbating in the Aeron chair was better than Jill could've imagined. She pressed her feet into the side of the desk and gently rocked herself to the finish.

If only she could smoke in the office...

Date Written: February 12, 2005
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 2

02/25/2005 Jon Matza (2): execrable.
02/25/2005 qualcomm: i think these might have been notes to an unfinished short, published prematurely in today's site error.
02/25/2005 Jon Matza: Is this true, author?
02/25/2005 Mr. Pony: Author, is this work complete?
02/27/2005 cuntry: oops, no, not complete
03/1/2005 Jon Matza: I have to hand it to you, Disney. Yet again you make a careless, disgraceful blunder and I somehow wind up seeming like the asshole.