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-Youíre probably one of those assholes who thinks that the heart of rock-n-roll is the beat.
Well, from what Iíve seen, I believe it.
-I suppose, then, that you also believe that it donít take money, it donít take fame, that you donít need no credit card to ride this train.
Date Written: February 16, 2005Comments:
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 2.91667
03/1/2005 anonymous: So the premise of this piece is that Huey Lewis is named after Donald Duck's nephews?
03/1/2005 anonymous: Vintage Suskin!
03/1/2005 anonymous: why are we whispering?
03/1/2005 The Rid: Doesn't the line go "The heart of rock 'n' roll is still beating?" Yes, I think so.
03/1/2005 Jon Matza: Would it be petty of me to point out that this has been done before? (A-hole)?
03/1/2005 Litcube: Rid: Dave Abruzzese or Jack Irons?
03/1/2005 The Rid: Litcube: That's a tough one. Dave Abruzzese is a drummer with great technique - even if he's a little flashy - and he plays in front of the beat and propels things, whereas Irons plays with more feel and pulls things back. It depends on personal preference. I prefer the couple albums with Irons; I'm more of a feel drummer than a technique drummer, I guess. Do we not consider the contributions of Krusen or Cameron?
03/1/2005 Litcube: Cameron's the obvious choice, no? I mean, the space that is the drummer there, was perfectly shaped as Cameron from conception of said space.
03/1/2005 qualcomm: i've done some research and learned that you two are debating the merits of pearl jam's various drummers.
03/1/2005 The Rid: Pretty good, Cube! I feel that Cameron, although he's played on some lacklustre albums, is the best drummer to come into the Pearl Jam camp. He's got the chops, the feel and the technique, and somehow puts his stamp on things without saying, "Hey, I'm Matt Cameron and I'm drumming on this album." Says me.
03/1/2005 Dick Vomit: What about Joey Waronker, fagbots?
03/1/2005 qualcomm: 'cept blood... blood...
now i can't see
i just stare...
(what a douche)
03/1/2005 The Rid (2): This doesn't even approach the genius of Disney, I'll tell you!
03/1/2005 TheBuyer: whatever Vomit, YOU'RE a waronker. HAW HAW HAW!
03/1/2005 Dylan Danko: I'm appalled at what I've read below. My face is pale. Goodbye everybody.
03/1/2005 qualcomm: FYC 4ever
03/1/2005 Jon Matza: Best rock drummer of all time: Alex Van Halen
03/1/2005 Dick Vomit: NEIL PEART, BITCHES
03/1/2005 Mr. Pony: drumming is fucking stupid
03/1/2005 anonymous: Wow, Z-Dog, I didn't realize that Acme beheld such a rich panthenon of rock-in-roll shorts. I titled it "Will Disney Fan Fiction" in refrence to this one, witch obveeosly escaped your attention, you super-flow maxi-pad. The J-Dog is right...when the Paradigm shifts, you're ass is grass. By the way, fucko, the Initiative has my support to. So get reddy to bend over, you nazi creetan.
03/1/2005 Will Disney: I love the title of this Short!
03/1/2005 anonymous: Yeah, Matza, we'll your to stupid to even respond in the appropreate forim!
03/1/2005 Jon Matza: OK, I'll give you that one.
03/1/2005 anonymous: You to, scoop
03/1/2005 Mr. Pony: That's weird, it's like someone pretending to be Mr. Joshua and someone pretending to be TREE had a baby.
03/1/2005 TheBuyer: and then shook it.
03/2/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (2):
03/2/2005 Sergio (3): This is more like Disney Lite.None of the taste and no calories.
03/2/2005 Jon Matza: ?!?
03/2/2005 Mr. Pony: holy damn
03/2/2005 Mr. Joshua: That's right, the J-Dog penned this P.O.S. Only problem is, if you're not in the Alliance, or behind the Initiative, you don't have a whole shit of a lot of redress now, do you?
03/2/2005 Cyrus (5): Hurray! Mr J. you are clearly a leader of men.
06/1/2005 qualcomm (0.5):
09/8/2005 Fake TREE (5): feel good yet?