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Yo Acmaniacs. Whut Thyme zit Dawgberries?! Bootay Time! Numero Uno. Though I may appear to some to be of a certain Race, I speak and act anyway I want whenever I want because I see the World through what I like to call my Frens Lens. (Race is a Bullshit Concept if you view Things from a DNA-Based Vantage.) Letís us call it a Full Spectrum Rainbow Coalition=Manumition=Do not assume the Position=This a War of Attrition. Yep thatís Numero Dos. Freethinking and Freedomthinking means I may at times be Rapping or Poeticizing or ConscienceFlowing. And due to my generally somewhat Crazy or, rather, Non-Trad. Influences, Responsibilities, and Experiences, [Such as: Lived in Brazilia, the Old East Germany, Florida etc.; Multi-Genre Dancer, Kite Surfer, (Sexual)Swinger, Published Poet, etc.; Ownership of two different Franchises and Membership on a Corporate Board and a Charitable Board etc.] I have been truly Blessed with the Chance to evolve an Out-of-the-Box Personality and Attitude of Internationalism. If yaíll think this is Written to Impressó-Sorry Wrong Number. Cause I donít mean to be Rude, Iím just laying the Mude for my ĎTude. Iím also a Theist, which some would say doesnít fit my Iconoclastic Vibration, but it De Facto does. Universal Props to Jesus.
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Give us a Short, give us a Short!!!!!!! Easy Class, they didnít rush Fonzie or the San Fran Cable Cars and everyone got what and where they wanted. Nuf said? (Just a Joke Yíall) Back to it. My Pieces are closely based on my Life Experiences. Aw Shit, Iíll hit the To-Be-Or-Not-To-Be Fans with a Snippet of a Piece I Warehoused a coupla Years BC. Itís like a Dialogue where Iím doing all the Talking while the Bikinied Bimbo is never actually heard, but sheís there allright--in the Shadow of my Thang Thang. We like to call this little Slipper of Prose "Poolside".
Strictly Legit Repro #17:
Excuse me?! No, it's not a Kilbasi in my Trunks.
Itís more like a Salami. Girth, my Dear=Worth.
Sure Itís got a Name. Hey hey hey, Itís Fat Albert!!
What do you mean by that? I wear Racing Trunks acause I used to be on Swim Team.
Yes I will continue to Parade my big Firehose around like an overexcited Dalmation. Donít forget, we were Members here long before they even considered
accepting your Adams Family.
What do you mean what do I mean by that?
Maybe I WAS referring to your Sister then. Letís face it, Nobody wants to see a Girl with Burn Scars Poolside. Clear nuf?
Pretty Funny Shit I think. That Horny Honey was put in her Proper Place. But that's just me.
Vive La Peace,
"Give the People What they want or make 'em want What you're givin'" -My Dad
Date Written: February 17, 2005
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