home authors guest shorts graphical shorts
Andre the Giant consumed yet another gigantic bowl of spaghetti, thereby increasing his already enormous size and unwittingly preparing himself to be co-opted years after his death as part of a smug phenomenological experiment propagated by stickers and placards.
Jesus Christ healed a few lepers and spoke of it in elegant, albeit confusing language, thereby increasing the enmity that would ultimately lead to his deification and unwittingly appropriating the letter "H" as a middle name.
I write these words to pass the time, thereby creating a soon-to-be-discovered legacy of sheer brilliance and unwittingly positioning myself to penetrate the fertile ground of Marie Lisa Carlsbad, who will discover them. And love them. Please, God. Just this once.
Date Written: February 25, 2005Comments:
Average Vote: 0
03/8/2005 Will Disney: So I presume this is a real broad you're talking about. Dude, she is NOT interested, okay?
03/8/2005 Litcube: I'll reread this shortly, at which time I will attempt to decipher its meaning.
03/8/2005 Litcube: (I posted that, Author, because I thought you'd like to be kept informed of my daily activities henceforth. Currently, I'm entering this log on my laptop with Tim Horton's extra-large double-double, 1/3 full in proximity. I'd be happy to answer any questions you might have.)
03/8/2005 anonymous: Oh, so nobody likes wrestling? Wrestlemania, anyone?
03/8/2005 Klause Muppet: Ney for Wrestling. Ney!
03/8/2005 Mr. Pony: I realize that this is fairly short already, author, but I think for the joke, it could be even shorter.
03/8/2005 TheBuyer: I'm with Disney, it's never going to happen. All you're doing is coveting what you see every day, just put the fucking lotion in the basket. sorry, naked reference
So, I thought the second graph could go away, and in a way am also with Mr. Pony. Please allow my vote to reflect this one of a kind, short term "DTMihrse. nBPeuoyyneyr" alliance.