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Date Written: March 02, 2005Comments:
Average Vote: 4.27273
03/9/2005 Klause Muppet (5): That's more like it!
03/9/2005 Mr. Pony (5): Litcube, I really admire your thoroughness (both with this piece and Doug's Contribution to the Guest Queue Issue). Also, I admire your funnyness.
03/9/2005 qualcomm (3): doesn't fuck it in for me.
03/9/2005 TheBuyer (5): this is retarded.
03/9/2005 Jon Matza (3): I like other 'cube tunes better. Slightly underwhelmed by the jive talk here, also still don't get why I'm seen as a threat to explode. Swear to god. The record will show that other are more prone to explosive outbursts than me, 'za. Or is that the joke? Whatever.
03/9/2005 The Rid (5):
03/9/2005 anonymous: I hear different chords, but he's not moving his hand along the fretboard. What the F?!
03/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Loog out! Madtha'z gonna 'thplode!
03/9/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (2): wtf?
03/9/2005 Benny Maniacs (4): It's like Christo's gates!
03/9/2005 Litcube: @Matza:
I had a suspicion that the impression you had from this was that my intentions were to express my belief, albeit in a childlike manner, that I thought you were an explosive "blowhard”, but wasn't going to say anything until my suspicions were confirmed (but didn’t expect them to be!). This was actually the result of a retarded thought that came across my mind’s desk during this interaction, starting at 3/1/2005 6:10:25 PM. Most thoughts landing on that desk are retarded.
Truth be told, I've never thought your discourse on this site to be intentionally pretentious without a facetious coating, and aside from one particular minor skirmish with a member of my Canadian brethren, I haven't seen any seemingly random “explosive” outbursts from you.
So, in short, I am a Matza fan. I laugh at most things you say. Thus, “Thpolde’s” definition, in this context, is that of #1 as opposed to #4. I hope this wasn't too gay for you.
03/9/2005 Jon Matza: Cubeman- would have responded sooner but it's uncharacteristically busy at work. (Am currently editing a mint document called Storage Mart Presentation, if I can be permitted to toot my own horn for a moment.) In any case, I, 'za, appreciate your clarification/setting my mind at ease. In contrast, Pony's efforts to exploit my paranoia on this matter have brought great dishonor to Queen Liliuokalani.
03/9/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum (5):
03/9/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum: I love this. I had to watch it four times. And I don't think I'm done yet.
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: "Queen" Liliuokalani was a fucking weak-minded sycophantic Christian sell-out, not the sort of person I'd expect you to side with, Madtha! My gods, the nonsense that woman spewed. Shame on you, for not doing your research better.
03/10/2005 TheBuyer: I fink Pony'thplodin thoon!
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: No, wait, I'm fine. Is it common knowledge that I come home trashed every single Wednesday night? Because, you know, that's not true. I'm fine.
03/10/2005 Litcube: Tho'.. Yowernodda thploden?
03/10/2005 Will Disney: Okay fine, Pony. Just please don't murder anyone.
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: F U, Disney! We've been going to that bar for years and now all of a sudden, they're frightened of us. I'm going to kill you and eat you.
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: There is so much about you that is not apparent on the site.
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: You all didn't know that, did you? Disney is a bit of a terrorist when it comes to the ladies! I mean, holy fuck!!
03/10/2005 Litcube: Seriously, you can tell me. I won't tell anyone else. Seriously, what happened?
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: (amma nodda thplodin'--amma faahn)
03/10/2005 Litcube: Well, I'm glad. So is Bob. What happened? I understand you're hammered, but you can trust me here. I won't tell anyone else. Seriously, what happened?
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: It's weird, right--I've never seen a person threaten so many other people before. It's just--If threats were real, Disney'd be downright genocidal. I mean, if threats were real...I don't want to talk about it. I have to take a shower.
03/10/2005 Will Disney: Hi Pony!
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: holy fuck get away from me
03/10/2005 Litcube: This is gold.
03/10/2005 Will Disney: Pony was threatening people tonight!
03/10/2005 Litcube: I'm not believing either one of you until I get some sort of story, here. Seriously, I won't tell anyone.
03/10/2005 Jon Matza: Pony, your 12:37:36 AM comment has brought even greater dishonor to Queen Liliuokalani. May She forgive you!
03/10/2005 Mr. Pony: Don't you mean your now infamous 12/22/2003 5:02:37 PM message board post? Isn't that what we're really talking about here?
03/10/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: A new jacket? ... ??
03/29/2005 Ewan Snow (5): This has really grown on me.
03/29/2005 Will Disney (5): agreed