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"Everbody's a critic" Jeffrey thought as he smeared feces on the fresh canvas. No art gallery would consider his work for exhibition. He was lucky if they didn't laugh in his face, or, as they most frequently did, call security to usher him out. It wasn't entirely their fault. Most of them were old and set in their conventions. But they held the keys to the gate he had to pass in order to herald the New Movement. Pure art is organic, Jeffrey believed, and what could be more organic than human excrement? Besides, he saved a bundle on supplies. He even came up with a system for producing different colors of dung. So why couldn't people see what he saw? Why didn't they realize there was no better way to bond art and humanity?

Time will see me vindicated, Jeffrey assured himself as he gripped a turd, a particularly lovely shade of burnt sienna he attained by eating nothing but sun-dried tomatoes for three days. Someday, the laughing will become the sounds of hushed awe.

Date Written: March 04, 2005
Author: deliciousbrains
Average Vote: 3.1667

03/11/2005 Litcube (3): This whole short is merely an extrapolation of the first sentence. So, dude's painting with poo. We get it. However, points for execution; thought it was well written.
03/11/2005 Klause Muppet: Painting with Poo seems to be popular at acme
03/11/2005 Turgid (4): Dumb, but enjoyable.
03/11/2005 Litcube: So is ending sentences with periods, Klause, you fucking stupefied thumb-sucking 6 year old pants shitting hermaphrodite. ()
03/11/2005 qualcomm (2):
03/11/2005 BOOTIEANDTHEHOFISH: ;-)~ winky poo
03/11/2005 The Rid: Cube, your comment is better than this short.
03/11/2005 Will Disney: this artist seems like a knucklehead to me.
03/11/2005 The Rid (3): The last three sentences of graf 1 and the last sentence of graf 2 need to go.
03/11/2005 Klause Muppet: What do you mean Litcube
03/11/2005 TheBuyer: He means he thinks 'pantshitter' is a bad thing, which we both know is total garbage. heh. eh buddy? eh? Heh.
03/11/2005 Klause Muppet: Fuck’n eh Buyer. Fuck’n eh.
03/12/2005 TheBuyer (4): he gripped a turd