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Snow felt his blood boil.
"No, you assholes," he nearly shouted, "The name of the program is Poopy Poopy, and that's final. I headed up the project, I wrote the code, and now I'm naming it."
The CEO of Digitech, Inc. couldn't believe what he was hearing. "You can't just say asshole in a meeting," he protested.
"No, it's cool," Ewan replied, "I read this article where Steve Jobs swears in a meeting, so, you know..."
"Well, ok. But, about this "Doody" name you want to put on the software --"
"It's Poopy Poopy, you fucking terrorist! Poopy Poopy! And this is the sound it makes!"
Ewan untucked his shirt and slid his right hand under his left armpit. Then he pumped furiously.
Date Written: July 24, 2002
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