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Am I the only one sick of congressional subcommittees? No? Good. Because this sex by (sub)committee is really getting old. Not to go into the particulars of my situation, but my wife and I were called to testify, etc., and now I'm required to have sex with my wife by (sub)committee. I get to hold the boobs, while these three other State Representatives get to take care of other parts. I hope she's enjoying it at least. I'm sick of all this red tape. I wish this guy from Arizona would quit filibustering the vagina already.

Date Written: March 10, 2005
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 2.6667

03/17/2005 Will Disney: Decent CONCEPT, friend.
03/17/2005 The Rid: Shouldn't it be "filibustering her vagina"? I'm like Mr. Critic today. What the hell?
03/17/2005 anonymous: Thanks, guy.
03/17/2005 anonymous: Rid, I don't see the difference. One can walk into her house and the house, e.g.
03/17/2005 The Rid: Maybe it's just a matter of personal preference.
03/17/2005 Mr. Pony: Both her and the are correct, and they imply different things. While both clearly refer to the speaker's wife's vagina, using the serves to objectify and detach the vagina from the woman, for a subtle dehumanizing and potentially comedic effect. Preference has little to do with it.
03/17/2005 Klause Muppet (3): I think Canadian Politics are different. I enjoyed it.
03/17/2005 TheBuyer (3): mna, this just south of greatness.
03/17/2005 TheBuyer: I can call you mna, right, man?
03/17/2005 The Rid: Pony, true.
03/17/2005 Klause Muppet: mna?
03/17/2005 ground-up dog testicles (2):
03/17/2005 Ewan Snow: Now that's a funny name. (1 I3)
03/17/2005 Mr. Critic: Did someone mention my name?
03/17/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum: I think I had some o'those in a remedy from a China Town Dr.
03/17/2005 Litcube: I was going to say the same thing re objectifying the vagina. I have nothing further to add, and some of you may be happy about that. Some of you might not. If you want to talk about it, I'll be here for an hour or so hitting F5 every few minutes.