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The thing about sucking cock - not that I know about this from experience, not as far as you know anyway, that is to say I've never done it, I'm not gay or anything, I just have a logistical mind and think about how to do things and how to do those things better, and I've gotten blow jobs from women - well girls really, but they were legal age - at least that's what they said at the time, but when they died (and I had nothing to do with any of their deaths, at least I've never been successfully prosecuted for any underage, or older, girl's untimely demise), I noticed some of them had extrememly under-developed breasts, which is neither here nor there. Where was I? Oh yah, blow jobs.

So, blow jobs. I've always thought that one's hand is equally as important as one's mouth in the execution of maximum oral sex pleasure: what you do with your hand modulates and increases the pleasure in a cock - I mean my cock (when a girl is giving me a blow job, not when I'm giving a blow job, since I've never done it and never will). That's what my dad told me - told me not showed me, because we never gave each other blow jobs or anything - God rest his poor soul. We were all devastated by his suicide. I had nothing to do with his suicide; none of us ever understood how he cut himself so many times and into so many pieces. Anyway, the hand is very important in administering a proper blow job. That's the point.

Date Written: March 10, 2005
Author: Alfred P. Whitaker
Average Vote: 3.9

Comments:
03/21/2005 The Rid (3):
03/21/2005 Will Disney (4): 3.5 stars!
03/21/2005 qualcomm (4):
03/21/2005 TheBuyer (4): Good point.
03/21/2005 John Slocum (5): This guy seem a little strange to anyone else?
03/21/2005 Will Disney: only if by strange you mean that he gives gay blowjobs to his father.
03/21/2005 John Slocum: but he said he never did that.
03/21/2005 Litcube (4): Well done. Nice angle.
03/21/2005 Mr. Pony (4): Something about the schticky nature of this bugs me a little, but the execution is good, and funny. 3.5
03/21/2005 Blister Buddy (4): sweet sexy denial.
03/21/2005 Partytime (3): Everyfuckingbody is on tannic acid.
03/21/2005 scoop (4): I think this thing might be better if it ended with the first graf.